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Other Fandoms ~ In alphabetical order

Ashes To Ashes

Stories

An All-Time Low
Gene/Alex | PG-13 | 1000 | elyssadc
“Oh, so now you’re Miss sodding Marple, are you?” Gene asks, mouth curved in a way Alex doesn’t like.

Beep Beep, Beep Beep, Yeah
Crossover with Top Gear | Richard Hammond/Alex | PG-13 | 1225
“There will not be a chapter on how I madly conjured up Richard Hammond and then proceeded to… well, whatever I proceed to do. You will not be in my book, understand?”

Major Tom’s A Junkie
Gene/Alex, Evan/Alex | PG-13 | 1740
“My subconscious is fucked-up,” Alex decides aloud. “And you’re puppets.”

One Flash Of Light But No Smoking Pistol
Gene/Alex | PG-13 | 2165 | 30randomkisses
Hunt and Drake have begun getting systematically pissed. It’s a clear message.

Drabbles

Could've Been Anyone
Gene, Alex | PG | 190
“My parents blew themselves up,” Alex mutters into half a glass of something potent that she shouldn’t have let Gene push at her.

Wednesday
Gene/Alex | PG | 266
For better or worse and he’s Sam Tyler’s hallucination anyway.



Batman Begins/The Dark Knight

Into The Dark
Batman/Scarecrow | PG-15 | 1069 | 30randomkisses
Once upon a time he’d have wanted to psychoanalyse him, find out just what it is that causes a man to don skintight darkness and strike terror into the eyes of those he opposes.

Send In The –
Batman/Joker | PG-13 | 1000 | bionic
“You should smile,” he suggests, considering getting out the potato peeler ‘cause hey; that one’s got a wicked punchline.



Being Human

He Closes Early On Thursdays
George, Annie, Mitchell | PG-13 | 2520 | paliphrase
They’re a vampire and a werewolf and a ghost sharing a house that they will probably not get to keep in a situation as precarious as it is possible to be and there isn’t even any milk left in the fridge.



Britannia High

An Attempt At A Romantic Comedy In Eight Acts (Only Without The Comedy Part)
Jez/BB | PG-13 | 6105 | finkpishnets
“Look,” Danny shrugs, “So you and Jez aren’t dating. Doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be.”

Don't Feel Like Dancin'
Jez/BB | PG-13 | 5100
“I miss you,” Jez tells him, calm and practical and not too sentimental. “Like, everyone else has come to see me and you’re miles away. So you totally have to buy me something nice and post it.”

On Futons And Casual Domesticity
Jez/BB | PG | 1305
For the first time, it occurs to BB that there are things about this situation that could make him uncomfortable, and then he wonders why he hasn’t noticed them until now.

Probably Should’ve Thought This Through In Advance
Jez/BB | PG-13 | 4670
Besides, squished together while hiding in the girls’ loos is not really the place for the I kind of have a crush on you, mate, ‘k? conversation.

Wandered Where The Ice Was Too Thin
Jez/BB | PG | 1425
“You are insane,” BB tells him, tugging Jez by the wrist until he’s got him stood in front of one of his radiators. “Stand here. Don’t move.”

We Haven’t Got A Lot In Common Except The Daily Routine
Jez/BB | PG-13 | 4175
“I lost my virginity at the Ritz,” he offers, and enjoys everyone staring at him at astonishment.



Chronicles Of Narnia

Stories

In Shining Armour
Crossover with Torchwood | Caspian/Tosh | PG-13 | 4200 | crossovers100
“No, I’m saying you should sleep with Caspian because he’s got nice hair, good teeth, and is remarkably well-endowed,” Owen replies matter-of-factly.

Our Battle Cry Shall Be: ‘At Least Our Leader Means Well’
Caspian/Peter | PG-13 | 7060 | paliphrase
“I am worthless,” Caspian hissed, anger slipping out in his despair, “I am fatherless, and I am so very tired. Isn’t that enough for you?”

Threads That Are Golden Don’t Break Easily
Crossover with Torchwood | Jack Harkness/Susan | PG-13 | 9735 | crossovers_100
Harkness wrinkles his nose. “I think I’ll call you Susie,” he decides.

Drabbles

Friday
Susan, Peter | G | 279
Susan doesn’t know where queen comes in her personality and it is a thought she cannot dwell on. There’s no point anymore.

Wednesday
Caspian/Peter | G | 248
“I have forgotten,” Caspian mumbles flatly, “I have forgotten how to be happy.”



CSI

You’re Going To Wish I’d Never Touched You
Crossover With Torchwood | Owen Harper/Greg | PG-15 | 11,555 | philosophy_20
The peace is so surreal, the world’s ending and Greg sounds in pretty bad shape and Owen is sunbathing.



Dead Like Me

Untitled
Mason, George, Daisy | PG | 300
"How about we play a game called 'Let's Not Smash Mason's Ego Into Fucking Little Tiny Pulpy Bits'?"



Demons

No Rest For The –
Luke, Rupert, Mina, Ruby | PG | 1580
“Couldn’t you just stay at home and make Freaks out of snow like a normal person?” Luke asks, trying not to sound too whiny.

Oh, For We Are Decadent And Broken
Rupert/Mina, Rupert/Jay | PG-13 | 2460
“You see me as a Freak. You’ve Graded me, and you’re ready to Smite me the minute I break.”

Reasons I Don’t Have My Driver’s Licence
Rupert/Luke | PG-13 | 3150 | widowedanthem
“This is kind of a shitty present,” he adds without venom, waving his green-stained hand, managing to encompass the world that Rupert has opened up for him.

Untitled
Mina, Ruby | PG | 256
The words well, I was young once too crack against her teeth, splitting to ashes in her devoid mouth.



Desperate Romantics

Bring Your Own Sun
Lizzie; everyone | PG-13 | 4310
An errand, a pretext; too much of Lizzie’s life is fluid these days. “I made you, Johnny, and all the while you sit there and watch me fall apart.”

Yes; We Were, Once
Fred, Gabriel, Annie | PG-13 | 4000
“You invite him into your life and then you have to stand back and watch as he ruins it,” Fred mutters.



Dirty Sexy Money

In The Springtime Of His Voodoo
Jeremy/Juliet | PG-13 | 2010 | 100_women
Only she is allowed to hurt her brother this badly, and that’s only ‘cause she’s earned the right.



Don Giovanni

Stories

Padron Mio
Don Giovanni/Leporello | NC-17 | 4028 | 30randomkisses
Leporello considers himself to be one of the first to have his heart broken by Don Giovanni.

Drabbles

Thursday
Don Giovanni/Leporello | PG-13 | 226
“Do you like me down here?” Don Giovanni asks conversationally, and his palm is gliding too high on the inside of Leporello’s leg.

Untitled
Don Giovanni, Leporello | PG | 170
Don Giovanni almost looks pleased to see him. “I was wondering when you’d arrive,” he observes dryly.



ER

Irrationality
Ray/Tony | PG-13 | 1645 | 30randomkisses
“When are you gonna stop flirting with me and actually follow through?”

This Would Have Made A Great Album Cover
Ray; Ray/Neela | PG-13 | 1683 | paliphrase
(Are there a lot of jobs available for half-legged bassists? He used to look so great in eyeliner.)



Firefly

Stories

I Used To Think I Wanted Romance, But Now I Know We’re Both Much Better Than That
Simon/Inara | NC-17 | 2346 | 30randomkisses
“I can’t live this life any more.” It’s only pieces of a lie, but she hopes Simon will identify with her anyway.

Learn The Hard Way
Inara, Kaylee | PG | 590 | faith_less_one
It always sounds like it should be a beautiful, quiet place, where all day little girls dance and make tea and learn to walk in long dresses without tripping. It isn’t.

Ruby Through The Looking Glass
Inara/River | PG | 650 | little_red_kite
You don’t know any girls. Sometimes you think that you’re one yourself, but it all snaps into shards and most of the time you just think that you’re shaped fire.

Starlight
Inara/Kaylee | G | 800
There ain’t much room in Inara’s shuttle for dancing, but they try anyway.

Unification Day
Crossover with Torchwood | Jack Harkness/Mal | 945 | rivers_bend
He should pick someone else, but there isn’t anyone else here catching his attention in the same way as Mr Incipient Alcoholic.

Drabbles

First
Jayne/Simon | PG | 100 | drabbles100
Simon’s shirt is all torn at the collar and he has stubble burn on his neck, but he meets Jayne’s gaze unflinchingly.

Food
Jayne/Simon | PG | 100 | drabbles100
Simon seems to have made eating noodles badly into an artform.

Hate
Inara/Saffron | PG | 225 | femslash100
Inara is immediately suspicious, but times change, and there’s enough hate out in the black without her adding to it.

Lost
Jayne/Simon | PG | 125
He has frozen assets and the Alliance after him and a sister who can see in lights and colours but can’t tie her own bootlaces.

Love
Inara/Kaylee | PG | 250 | femslash100
Kaywinnet Lee Frye, all broad smiles, smeared with engine grease and pretty and messy and everything Inara shouldn’t want. But she does.

Perfect
Inara/River | G | 180 | femslash100
River smiles and for once looks like the girl she almost is, the woman she’s trying so hard to be, and picks out something in sea green.

Sound
Jayne/Simon | G | 107 | drabbles100
Simon’s never been able to speak to women.

Touch
Jayne/Simon | G | 100 | drabbles100
Simon pretends as hard as he can that his hands aren’t shaking.

Tuesday
Simon | G | 205
“Well, yes.” His companion smiles. “Of course dangerous. There’d be no point if she wasn’t.”



Frankenstein

Improving Frankenstein
Victor/the Creature | PG-15 | 1987
I had not thought my monster human enough to cry. In fact, I had never thought of it as ‘my’ monster either.

Necrophilia Incarnate
Victor/the Creature | PG-15 | 1370
He wishes that Victor had thought of this. Or, you know, thought at all.


Fruits Basket

Whatever’s Left
Ayame/Hatori | PG | 1023 | 30randomkisses
He hates having to be sensible but he knows that this situation calls for gravitas, and he owes Hatori that, at least.



Gossip Girl

Stories

On The Plus Side
Crossover with High School Musical | Ryan Evans/Eric | PG-13 | 1000 | maggie33
Eric gives him a guileless and utterly charming smile that is unhealthily distracting, and Ryan stares at the curve of his mouth for a little too long.

Drabbles

How To Save A Life
Blair, Serena | G | 190
Blair and Serena take delight in playing let’s never communicate.

Monday
Chuck | PG-13 | 265
They’ll call him formulaic in the morning.

Tuesday
Dan[/Chuck] | PG | 186
“I was trying to get Serena back,” he suggests, though it sounds pathetic even to his ears. “I wouldn’t have gotten into Chuck’s limo under any other circumstances. Honestly.”



Gossip Girl RPS

Wikipedia Thinks I’m Prettier Than You
Penn Badgley/Ed Westwick | PG | 1262
“Oh,” he says, realising where Penn is. “I’m hitting on you.”

You’re Nobody’s Boyfriend (Except You’re Kind Of Mine)
Penn Badgley/Ed Westwick | PG-13 | 1340
“Are we dating, and I haven’t noticed?” Penn asks, very carefully.



Green Wing

I Don’t Listen To Your Radio Show
Mac/Guy | PG-13 | 2140
Very carefully and clearly, so that Mac will understand even in his inebriated state, Guy says: “Fuck. Off.”

Very Possibly My Least Favourite Person Ever
Mac/Guy | PG-15 | 1420
“You are,” Mac informs him, slamming his hips in a way that makes Guy hiss, “You are my actual bitch.”



Grey’s Anatomy

Ephemeral
Derek/George | PG-13 | 1560
“I am not going to be criticised by a guy sitting there trying to eat his body weight in cake,” George snaps.



Hamlet

Stories

Don't Linger Love, Come Take My Hand
Horatio, Ophelia | PG-13 | 7300 | paliphrase
Horatio reflects that this is what despair is; it would not be possible for his spirits to sink any lower. He wants to shout, or weep, or find Hamlet and beat his lord bloody.

If You Will Not Have Me, You May Let Me Go
Fortinbras/Horatio, Horatio/Laertes | PG-13 | 4780
He dresses, trails barefoot through the quiet castle. He walked these halls with Hamlet once; not debauched, just tired. How times have changed.

Inadvisable Qualities
Horatio/Laertes | PG-13 | 1760
“If discovers us then he will at last have something to write to my father about,” Laertes responds a little breathlessly, mouth still pressed to Horatio’s skin.

Stone Cold
Horatio/Laertes | PG-13 | 2507 | 30randomkisses
“You cannot leave,” he hisses so quietly that, close as they are, Horatio can barely hear him. “Tell me you will not go.”

Drabbles

Wednesday
Horatio, Laertes | G | 196
Laertes is set on his path; oh, duty, and revenge that cannot be undone.



Harry Potter

And When I Have Forgotten Everything I Will Remember This
Remus | PG-13 | 7680 | paliphrase
The comic tragedy that was his life was, for them, simply an entertaining horror story.

April
Sirius/Remus | 1077 | PG
When he’s sleeping, Sirius can’t come out with the line I’ve got a really good idea (something which always sends Remus diving for cover, carpet burn be damned).



Heroes

À La Mode
Isaac/Peter | PG-13 | 3500 | fanfic100
If Peter does not come back soon, he is going to run far, far away, agreement be damned. He is going to take the pancakes and run for his damn life.

All The Perfect Drugs And Superheroes
Isaac/Peter | PG-13 | 2248 | fanfic100
Isaac finds himself staring at the results, bemused, wondering if he should perhaps give up the comic book and just draw flat-out pornography for a living.

Dirty Work
Eden/Candice | PG-13 | 3500
“So, good girls go to Heaven, and bad girls wind up in Texas working for paper companies that don’t actually sell paper.”

For Your Protection All The Names Have Been Changed
Claude/Candice | PG | 3040
“Looks like you’re in a spot of trouble, friend.”

If I Never See Your Face Again
Future!Peter/Peter | PG-15 | 2630 | karaokegal's Fanfic Halloween Party
“I don’t think that I was ever you,” he murmurs, voice a slide of disdain.

Less Determined Men Would Call It Fate
Bennet/Nathan | PG-13 | 7157 | karaokegal
Fifteen years ago they were different men and they caught each other at the worst possible moment.

Moments In The Woods
Bennet/Hana | PG-13 | 4505
What they’re doing will get them killed. No ifs, no buts, no maybes. No excuses either.

Watercolour Stain
Isaac/Peter | PG-13 | 1818 | 30randomkisses & fanfic100
The first time he draws it, it’s a 4B pencil sketch on his telephone message pad.

What To Do When Playing Dead Stops Being Profitable
Isaac/Peter | PG-13 | 7340 | fakeplasticsnow & fanfic100
“This is the worst fucking rescue party ever.”

You Probably Shouldn’t Mention This In Your Campaign
Nathan/Isaac | PG-15 | 2882 | fanfic100
“We’ve only just met and you’re already threatening to have me killed. I bet you’re one of those guys who fucks on the first date. Or doesn’t bother with a date at all.”

Drabbles

The Littlest Birds
Claire, Zach | G | 225
“So you’re going,” Zach mumbles.

Thursday
Isaac, Peter | G | 200
It’s not so much the choice you make as the choice you don’t make.

Thursday
Isaac, Daphne | G | 235
One of Isaac’s latest paintings is smeared, as though a strong wind blew past the paint; she grimaces. “Hope that wasn’t important.”

Wednesday
West/Claire | G | 235
Claire was never really all that good at the whole obeying instructions thing, and anyway this can be somebody else’s migraine.



High School Musical

Mister Cellophane
Ryan/Troy | PG | 1000 | amory_vain
One day, when Ryan is super famous and has a one-man show on Broadway, he will get Kelsi to write him a heart-rending song about his doomed crush on a jock.

On The Plus Side
Crossover with Gossip Girl | Ryan/Eric van der Woodsen | PG-13 | 1000 | maggie33
Eric gives him a guileless and utterly charming smile that is unhealthily distracting, and Ryan stares at the curve of his mouth for a little too long.

The Other Side Of You
Ryan/Chad | PG-13 | 43,174
“I’m not big on the whole… twinkling thing.”

With Time And Sleight Of Hand
Ryan/Chad | PG-13 | 9010
Chad’s beginning to suspect that agreeing to go prom dress shopping with Ryan and Kelsi might have been a bit of a stupid idea.



Iron Man

You Don’t See Me
Tony/Pepper | PG-13 | 2650 | 100_women
Well, to call them panties would be kind of a stretch of imagination… but Pepper has already decided that she is not judging. She is very deliberately not judging.


James Bond

[Quantum of Solace]
Desdemona’s Handkerchief Was A White Flag Too
James/Strawberry | NC-17 | 1800 | 100_women
There will be no reply; the tips of Strawberry Fields’ fingers will merely drip black onto the floor.

[Casino Royale]
No One Else Here Will Save You
Bond/Le Chiffre | PG-13 | 1387 | 30randomkisses
It occurs to him that it’s possibly impossible to outstare a blind man.

The Coldest Blood Runs Through My Veins
Bond/Le Chiffre | PG-15 | 1531 | kma
“Please, Bond,” Chiffre says quietly, but he sounds amused, “The insanity is not supposed to begin for at least another five minutes.”




John Tucker Must Die

Oh, The Other Tucker
Scott/Kate | PG | 2315 | 100_women
Kate gives him a pitying look. “How did you manage in chemistry without me?” she asks.



Life On Mars

A Godawful Small Affair
Gene/Annie | PG-15 | 1604 | 30randomkisses
Or maybe it’s none of that emotional shit and it’s just Cartwright’s tits in that floral shirt.

The Lawman Beating Up The Wrong Guy
Sam/Gene | PG | 573
“If I’d wanted a bird in there I’d’ve asked Cartwright to sit in,” Gene snaps, “And she’d probably have been less of a nonce about it.”



Merlin

Stories

From Where I Stand You’re In My Sky
Arthur/Merlin | NC-17 | 17,520
Arthur looks away from the terrified, accusing dark eyes of the man on the newspaper, and turns his attention to his breakfast.

Next Time, I Will Remember This And I Will Say ‘No’ (One Two)
Arthur/Merlin | NC-17 | 21,290 | paliphrase
“It’s a game to him,” Gwen warns. “It’s your life.”

Sometimes, I Forget I’m Still Awake
Arthur/Gwen | PG | 4000
In the silvery weak light, Gwen can see a glistening wet trail down Arthur’s cheek. It makes something in her stomach clench.

We’re A Storm In Somebody Else’s Teacup
Arthur/Merlin | PG-13 | 87,410
Merlin meets Morgana Le Fay at a support group for People With Freaky Unnatural Powers. Alright, it’s not technically called that, but it might as well be.

We’re A Storm In Somebody Else’s Teacup: Epilogue
Arthur, Morgana | PG | 2040
Arthur is silent for a long moment, before beginning: “You’ve never told me about your father, you know.”

Drabbles

And Then, After
Merlin/Morgana | G | 213
Merlin feels even more like a small child’s doll; the seams slit open and worn stuffing pouring out of the holes.

Becoming Accustomed
Arthur, Merlin | PG | 210
“Oh, right, this is an honour. I keep forgetting.”

Somnambulant
Arthur[/Gwen], Morgana | G | 295
He takes one look at Morgana and suspects that there is a chance he will not make it out of here alive.

Tuesday
Arthur/Morgana | PG | 297
They have stolen wine from the cellars; they are fifteen.



Merlin RPF

avec mon coeur plein du lumière
Bradley James/Angel Coulby | PG-13 | 2910
“You know,” Katie begins thoughtfully after a moment, “You two really do make an adorable couple, considering that one half of that couple is Bradley James.”

car sans toi il n’y a pas de chanson
Bradley James/Angel Coulby | PG-13 | 1610
As Bradley walks away she can’t help calling after him: “Hey, did you just propose to me?”

Don’t Broadcast This Bit In The Saturday Teatime Slot
Crossover with Primeval RPS | Ben Mansfield/Bradley James | PG-13 | 2060
After seeing Ben as Captain Becker, striding about giving orders in his impractically tight uniform and looking far too comfortable with massive guns, Bradley honestly cannot work out how any members of the Primeval cast and crew actually get anything done.




NCIS

Accent
Abby/Ziva | PG-13 | 150 | femslash100
Ziva is so different to Kate that everything she does hurts.

Class
Abby/Ziva | PG-13 | 140 | femslash100
Abby’s wearing that schoolgirl uniform again.

Hate
Abby/Ziva | PG-15 | 125 | femslash100
“Believe me, Abby, I don’t want you to like me,” Ziva murmurs into her hair.



Oliver!

Gallows Humour
Fagin/Bill | PG-15 | 1617
Bill laughed, the unsettling, raw sound. “You’re a fuckin’ liar,” he muttered.



Othello

I Know Not Where Is That Promethian Heat
Roderigo/Cassio | PG-15 | 1435
Melodramatic maybe; but he is still young. Cassio’s teeth embedded in his shoulder as they twist together like animals in heat; but by God, he is still young.

She’ll Keep Saying “It Was An Accident” Until It Becomes The Truth (Or Gets Her Killed)
Cassio/Desdemona | PG-13 | 1064 | 30randomkisses
They cling to each other like dying light in the bed with clean sheets made up for Othello and his bride.



Pirates of the Caribbean

Dead Men Tell No Tales
Crossover with Torchwood | Jack Harkness/Jack | PG | 2346 | silver_fic
“I’m not a representation of your subconscious,” Jack assures him.

The Price
Jack; Jack/Tia Dalma | PG | 1678
And because you were a different man then, one who hadn’t quite worked out that getting what you wanted shouldn’t entail losing what you already had, you agreed to hand over your soul.




Primeval

Aftermath
Lester, Becker | G | 258
Lester looks put-upon. “Most of this isn’t about you,” he says, in a tone that’s a strange mixture of snappy and comforting.

Saving The World (And Other Extreme Sports)
Becker/Connor | NC-17 | 14,000
His flat isn’t exactly tiny, but he’s not used to sharing it with another person and two dinosaurs who might be quite small but make up for that by being as destructive as possible.



Primeval RPS

Don’t Broadcast This Bit In The Saturday Teatime Slot
Crossover with Merlin RPS | Ben Mansfield/Bradley James | PG-13 | 2060
After seeing Ben as Captain Becker, striding about giving orders in his impractically tight uniform and looking far too comfortable with massive guns, Bradley honestly cannot work out how any members of the Primeval cast and crew actually get anything done.



Robin Hood

all bets are off, we’re on the dark side of the sun
Guy/Robin | PG-13 | 3560
This is not better, and he is sure of it. But it is new, and it is different, and it is entirely up to him.

Damn Right I’ve Sold Out
Guy/Allan | PG-15 | 1561 | 30randomkisses
This is probably suicide but there is a small chance that it might not be and besides, Allan has seen something other than contempt in Gisborne’s eyes.

La Plus Ça Change
Crossover with Torchwood | Guy/Owen Harper | PG-13 | 1000 | unsentimentalf
Guy wears a lot of black leather, which creaks in a way that is… interesting, and is really wearing far too much eyeliner for someone who isn’t in a nightclub.

Lies Don’t Stop Being Lies Just Because No One Believes Them
Guy/Allan | NC-17 | 6063 | paliphrase
A petty victory because Allan is losing so badly that there’s only one way this can end; it won’t be pretty and it won’t fall in Allan’s favour.



Romantic Poets RPS

Idle As A Painted Ship Upon A Painted Ocean
William Wordsworth/Samuel Taylor Coleridge | PG-13 | 2610
Samuel can never give his beginnings an end but he does fall for everyone he meets regardless.



Romeo & Juliet

Stories

Thou Talk’st Of Nothing
Mercutio/Benvolio | PG-13 | 2715
“My father has never cared about me. So why do you, Benvolio?”

Drabbles

Monday
Mercutio/Benvolio | G | 207
Benvolio has never been certain if Mercutio is actually insane or merely over-enthusiastic, and that conundrum has become increasingly less important over the years.

Thursday
Mercutio/Benvolio | G | 212
Mercutio purrs softly, like a cat. “Bitter, too,” he says. “Careful, or I will not help you cheer up.”



Sarah Jane Adventures

Stories

Blind Leading The Blind
Clyde/Luke | PG-13 | 2755
At the end of her message, Maria says: Clyde and Luke are easy. They’re dating; they just haven’t noticed it yet. Let me know if they ever figure it out!

‘But It’s Educational’ Is The Perfect Alibi
Clyde/Luke | PG-13 | 1000 | allyndra
And yes, Clyde is perfectly aware, thankyouverymuch, just how masochistic falling for his clueless and practically asexual best friend is.

Extracurricular Social Interaction For The Clueless And Inept
Clyde/Luke | PG | 4710
Clyde pulls his hand away quickly, like he does in the science labs when he gets too close to the Bunsen burners, and looks away.

Not Everything About Growing Up Has To Involve Aliens
Clyde/Luke | NC-17 | 7210
(After all, you know you’re in trouble when you’re picturing humping your best friend’s thigh while sucking popcorn salt off his fingers.)

The Difference Between Theory And Practice
Clyde/Luke | G | 1000 | miniminkie
The look on Luke’s face as he tips his head back and is covered in snowflakes pulls Clyde’s mouth into a grin without him even realising.

There Isn’t A Section On Apocalypses In The Teen Advice Books
Clyde/Luke | PG-13 | 3555
“Besides, we’re best mates, right?” Clyde’s smile isn’t quite normal, but Luke can’t work out why.

Drabbles

Wednesday
Clyde/Luke | PG | 290
The first time he sees Luke in a pair of skinny jeans, straight-cut and well-fitting, Clyde can’t help looking on them as some kind of reward for a good deed he hasn’t done yet.



Secret Diary Of A Callgirl

Caravan Girl
Hannah/Ben | PG-13 | 3615
At first, Ben thinks it's a joke, Hannah's latest way of fucking with him.



Spooks

Half The Truth AU Series

And Tell Me What I Never See
Adam/Lucas | PG | 1340
Lucas laughs, and the damage flutters to the surface. “No one here is that nice,” he amends.

Everything In Full Swing
Adam/Lucas | PG | 1510
Lucas North wants only what he can definitely have, and has narrowed himself down to match his deadened aspirations.

A Lot Of Bad Behaviour
Adam/Lucas | PG | 2500
Lucas turns his head slightly, an almost involuntary movement; his breath rushes out, too warm against Adam’s hand, and his lips brush across Adam’s palm.

Waste Of Paper
Adam/Lucas | PG-13 | 2070
“You have to stop trying to be everyone’s centre of emotional stability,” Lucas tells him with more patience than he really feels.

‘Cause A Ghost Don’t Feel Love Or Nothing
Adam/Lucas | PG-13 | 2305
Lucas’ relationship with Harry has been fragile to say the least; the determinedly unspoken you left me to rot in Russia that Adam can see in Lucas’ eyes far too often.

One Two Three (But Only You And Me)
Adam/Lucas | PG-13 | 3000
“If you come in…” Lucas begins slowly, as though testing out the sound of the words. “If you come in, we’re crossing a line.”

Looking Through The Mirror
Adam/Lucas | NC-17 | 3273
They’re stripped bare, sheets tangled around their legs, but they’ll never be naked for each other.

And I Should Know Better
Adam/Lucas | PG-13 | 1885
“Because I’m too fucked-up, I’m too fucked-over, and I’m too fucking tired to be anything other than what I am.”

Other Stories

Something It’s Not
Adam/Lucas | PG-13 | 1000 | doctor_who_rulz
Adam is counting hours, and Lucas is mostly silent but for occasional words that slide out onto the strained skin between Adam’s collarbone and his shoulder.

Your Boundaries Become Yet More Semantics
Lucas/Ros | PG | 1000 | yorkshirewench
“And I don’t want to talk about your ex-wife, your eight years in a cell, or what your tattoos mean,” Ros adds as they’re walking out.




Stargate SG-1

DEAL WITH ONLINE



Top Gear

Beep Beep, Beep Beep, Yeah
Crossover with Ashes To Ashes | Richard/Alex Drake | PG-13 | 1225
“There will not be a chapter on how I madly conjured up Richard Hammond and then proceeded to… well, whatever I proceed to do. You will not be in my book, understand?”



V For Vendetta

Gunpowder
V/Evey | PG | 452
“So that’s it then,” she says, voice sounding a little thick to her, like later on she’ll cry for hours. “Now I know.”



Wicked

If I Don’t Say It Then It Can’t Be True
Glinda/Fiyero | PG | 3655 | 100_women
He scrapes up a smile, but Glinda thinks that maybe it’s not actually for her.



Wide Sargasso Sea

For What You Have Done
Edward/Antoinette | PG | 1076 | 30randomkisses
Wine glasses slipping between trembling fingers and shattered on the floors of this house, where she promised happiness and gave him this.



X-Men

Stories

Bones
Wolverine/Angel | PG-15 | ? | 30randomkisses

I Wrote Your Name Upon The Back Of My Hand
Wolverine/Gambit | PG-13 | 3800
“Jesus,” Remy sighs. “Talk about banging your head against a brick wall.”

Drabbles

Untitled
Wolverine/Rogue | ? | ?