Title: My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Wilson, Chase, House, Cameron, Foreman, Thirteen
Pairings: hints of Wilson/Amber, Chase/Cameron, and Wilson-Chase and Wilson-House friendship.
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 095. New Year and 100moods 069. Numb
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5105
Genre: Gen [het]
Copyright: Title is something to do with a kind of filthy poem by… Catullus? Something like that. But it seemed to fit this anyway.
Summary: Wilson is… well, no one is sure what Wilson is doing but it’s probably not healthy.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for S4; this is a tie-in for Wilson’s Heart. ‘Cause I’m excessively morbid at the moment. Lots of intention run-on sentences and the conversations that go nowhere, since I like them so much :)

( My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead )

Title: Case Studies In Humiliation
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Chase, Foreman, Cameron (bits of Chase/Cameron)
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 097. Uncomfortable
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2020
Genre: Gen
Spoilers: Season 3 finale; early season 4
Summary: Moving on proves a little more difficult than anticipated.
Author’s Notes: Written in drabble form, ‘cause yay. I’m just cross ‘cause 100moods doesn’t have a prompt for “Humiliated”. Now I’ve finished my Owen/Ianto epic, I can get back into writing Housefic for the new season, which I’m most excited about! (Amber/13 FTW. And yes, I do know what 13’s real name is, but I’m not using it til canon does) But I love the old fellows more, like Foreman! I never realised how much I adored him til he wasn’t there any more. :( Written entirely between 00:30 and 02:20 this morning, so please point out typos etc.

( Case Studies In Humiliation )

Title: This Didn’t Happen To Farrah Fawcett
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Amber/13
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 026. Determined
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2560
Genre: Pre-femslash
Spoilers: 4x04 Guardian Angels
Summary: Amber sometimes gets the feeling that 13 is playing a completely different game from the rest of them.
Author’s Notes: I love writing House femslash, and as Cameron is being so fucking annoying and Cuddy is having lovely UST with Foreman, I had to resort to abusing the newbies. Not that it’s any great hardship :) I like my femslash bitchy, and these two definitely qualify as bitchy.

( This Didn’t Happen To Farrah Fawcett )

Title: Other People’s Aftershocks
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Kalvin
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods 040. Flirty
Rating: PG (no swearing and only one sexual reference. Must be losing my touch…)
Genre: Slash
Summary: Ordinarily, Chase doesn’t remember patients’ names, but this one would be pretty hard to forget.
Author’s Notes: CRACK. FOR ME. BECAUSE I WANTED TO. I love Kalvin to pieces (and am way excited since I discovered that he’s played by the guy who plays Ted in Heroes), and rewatching Hunting last night, this popped cheerfully into my head. I wrote it in around an hour during double history today, which I think deserves snaps of some kind.

( Other People’s Aftershocks )

Title: The 38th Parallel
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 030. Drained
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: There are no books on what to do when your co-workers try to kill you and how you’re supposed to function afterwards.
Author’s Notes: Yes, the title does come from the border between North and South Korea (at least in the 50s). Blame my Korean war history unit. Season two Cameron/Foreman!angst because it’s just so fun to do, with hints of the-space-between-seasons that I can’t seem to leave alone (maybe I would if House season 3 actually became available in the UK!) And it’s a bit snapshot-y because, you know, yay.

( The 38th Parallel )

Title: Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning)
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 070. Optimistic
Rating: NC-17 (mildly, anyway)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is a Kaiser Chiefs song.
Summary: If the first time [the stoned time] was a bad idea, this is worse.
Author’s Notes: Vague spoilers for most of House s3. This is a Chameron OTP fic. It’s not entirely fluffy, it’s not entirely angsty, but it features them trying, and managing, to make it work in spite of faults and misgivings. If that doesn’t tell you why this is a Halloween costume of a fic, then I can’t help you :) It was more fun to write than it should have been, actually… I like my style in this.

( Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning) )

Title: Good Golly Miss Molly
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Ali [kind of]
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 032. Embarrassed
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from the [excellent] song by Little Richard.
Summary: Ali’s legal. But does that make anything better?
Author’s Notes: I loved Ali. I would totally stalk House. Not one of my best or shiniest works, but I just wanted to write it. So I did :) I listened to too much rock & roll while writing this *points at title* But there is one line that I am obscenely proud of, so all is not lost.

( Good Golly Miss Molly )

Title: Five Ways To Talk To A Dying Man
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House; Chase, Cuddy, Wilson, Foreman, Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 041. Frustrated
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Summary: Wilson might at some point have had a rant about connecting with people.
Author’s Notes: Set after “Half-Wit”. House doesn’t exactly fix things but he makes them slightly less complicated. Probably :) You know how much I love writing mad and awkward dialogue.

( Five Ways To Talk To A <strike>Dying</strike> Man )

Title: We Weren’t Supposed To Pay His Price
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy [House/Cameron]
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 076. Predatory
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Femslash [het]
Summary: House and Cameron are breaking up a scream at a time.
Author’s Notes: This isn’t nice. This is exceptionally cruel to Cameron, shows a side to Cuddy I’m not sure I even want to think exists, and is probably quite dark. If you ship these two, or love Cuddy, read at your peril.

( We Weren’t Supposed To Pay His Price )

Title: Helen Of Troy
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 003. Angry
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: A Tori Amos song whose title I don’t know (It might be “Blue”, I guess) and it’s off the B-sides of her “Little Earthquakes” album.
Summary: They’re not friends, but maybe they’re something else.
Author’s Notes: I don’t know where the title came from but I use titles that pop into my head when the plotbunny explodes, so eh. This tries to fill in some spaces related to “Sleeping Dogs Lie”, “Euphoria” and between “No Reason” and “Meaning”. Shiny spoilers for all those episodes.

I really like this. Does that make a difference? I know I normally go on about how unsure I am about everything, but I really like this.

( Helen Of Troy )

Title: Pale Yellow
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: house_femfest, also 100moods, 073. Pessimistic
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Fem[me]slash
Summary: Cameron and Cuddy meet eight different ways in the future.
Author’s Notes: I really super like this :D But that's just me. *shrugs*

Pale Yellow

Title: Grazed Knees
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cuddy/Julie
Challenge/Prompt: house_femfest, also: 100moods, 060. Lonely
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Fem[me]slash
Summary: It's Cuddy/Julie. It doesn't need one.
Author’s Notes: I heart this fic. Or at least, I heart the opening paragraph ;)

Grazed Knees

Title: Red
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Annette
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 086. Sinful
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: Chase and Annette’s pre-show relationship. Maybe.
Author’s Notes: I so wanted to write this. It doesn’t go into as much detail as it could do, but whatever. It’s twenty past midnight at the time of writing this and I’m going to bed. *yawn*

( Red )

Title: And They All Lived Happily Ever After
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Husband
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 048. Guilty
Rating: G
Genre: Het
Summary: David is dying. He knows that. Allison knows that too.
Author’s Notes: Writing the ‘fairytale’ bits was way fun. I wrote this sitting on the floor behind a till at a book event at work, and then did some editing when typing it up. Anyway, I REALLY WOULD LIKE SOME FEEDBACK FOR THIS. Thank you x

( And They All Lived Happily Ever After )

Title: What Price Ambition?
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Foreman/Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods 052. Indescribable
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: Foreman and Cuddy are in a relationship(ish)- but is it all really about House?
Author’s Notes: fallen_arazil gave me a line from this and told me to write it ages ago. I did. I don't think this is what she wanted but on the other hand I don't hate it as much as I did. Also: woo! Another one for my channel five advert set.

( What Price Ambition? )

Title: Definition of Wrong
Fandom: House MD
Characters Ensemble. Kinda
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 004. Annoyed.
Rating: Gen
Genre: Gen
Copyright Title comes from a truly excellent song by Travis.
Summary: House gets bored and lots of feelings get hurt. Cameron POV!
Author’s Notes: Literally a snapshot. There's no plot. Nothing at all. It's just... a moment or two in a bored day. :D BTW: HTML for this was a complete bitch.

( Definition of Wrong )

Something to tide you guys over because everything I'm working on is so fucking long I can't get it finished (you try writing 95 Chase/Wilson moments or Chase's entire career with House or House's relationship with Vicodin step by step quickly)

Title: Take Me To The River
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Wilson/wives
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 065. Morose
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: Fragments of three different marriages.
Author’s Notes: Crack to write. Don't know how you guys will feel about it, but I promise no more Wilson/wives things for a while.

( Take Me To The River )

Title: And with a wink and a smile
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House-Wilson (House/Wilson?)
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 036. Enthralled
Rating: G
Genre: Gen (pre-slash?)
Copyright: Title taken from Tori Amos’ song “Angels”. I love that song.
Summary: You don’t know me yet. You will, and soon, but right now, you don’t know me. The first meeting of our boys.
Author’s Notes: This fic is begging to have the piss taken out of it on house_mst. And that tells you exactly how I feel about it, because I may complain about how crappy my characterisation and shit is, but I never, never say MST. But I had to write it and I don’t regret writing it.

( And With A Wink And A Smile )

Title: Sour Times
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Stacy
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 039. Exhausted
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: Infarction=relationship killer. House and Stacy's first break up.
Author’s Notes: Mmm. This was fun. *Yawn*

( Sour Times )

Title: Glory Box
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 089. Sick
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: House/Cameron hatesex type thing.
Author’s Notes: Probably OOC but I was having too much fun writing this to care. Written for people who hate House/Cameron.

( Glory Box )