Title: One Flash Of Light But No Smoking Pistol
Fandom: Ashes To Ashes
Pairing: Gene/Alex
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, #17 Rock & Roll
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2166
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is from Ashes To Ashes by David Bowie.
Summary: Hunt and Drake have begun getting systematically pissed. It’s a clear message.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for 1x07, set after that. I’m not going to write for Life On Mars any more ‘cause the characters are too far out of my frame of reference (yes, I know, I’m not a doctor or an alien catcher either, but shush) and they scare me, and I’m probably not going to write for ATA after this either (no matter how much fun crazy!Alex is, I can’t do the characterisation of the others properly). But when an idea pops into your brain when you’re half-asleep on a bus, who are you to deny it?

( One Flash Of Light But No Smoking Pistol )

Title: Damn Right I've Sold Out
Fandom: Robin Hood (BBC drama thingy)
Pairing: Allan A Dale/Guy of Gisborne
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 021. Gold
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title taken from "Sunset Boulevard" by Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Summary: Allan is selling half their secrets to Sir Guy of Gisborne in exchange for his life, for gold, and for the chance to have Gisborne scowl at him.
Spoilers: Series two! (but this isn't the torture fic I was gonna write because... eh).
Author’s Notes: *facepalm* Uh... I had to. I couldn't help it. I amused myself in several lessons this week writing this. I'm not responsible for typos though, 'cause I can't feel my fingers right now. And I'm not going to feel like this is historically inaccurate because... have you seen the show? And also, has anyone noticed how Guy as UST with everyone? Is it the leather?

( Damn Right I've Sold Out )

Title: Stone Cold
Fandom: Hamlet (the Shakespeare play, yes)
Pairing: Horatio/Laertes [with pieces of Hamlet/Ophelia]
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 024. Wager
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Summary: He has never really thought to question why Laertes felt the need to approach him and demand a training partner.
Author’s Notes: Hamlet/Horatio is the obvious slash pairing for this fandom, so I picked the characters who have like no scenes together. I’d like to publicly give my adoration to the lovely people who write the York Notes, as I haven’t actually finished reading the play yet (shush). It popped distractingly into my head during my English class Thursday morning. You don't need to know anything much about Hamlet to read this :D

( Stone Cold )

Title: Watercolour Stain
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Peter/Isaac
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 015. Myth and fanfic100, 077. What?
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Tori Amos, “Father Lucifer”
Summary: Isaac can’t stop drawing one particular image. [Ends up with episode 1x05 “Hiros”]
Author’s Notes: I picked my slash OTP by looking at a cast photo and picking the prettiest guys. I’m sure in time I’ll get other ones, but I’ve only seen 5 episodes, so I’m going on the aesthetic qualities here. I’m sure everyone in fandom has written one of these, it’s not the most inspired bunny, but I haven’t read any fic yet, because of spoiler-phobia. I’m trying to get a feel for the characters single-handedly at the moment.

That’s enough notes. On with my first attempt. Feedback, as always with brand spanking new fandoms, is greatly appreciated.

( Watercolour Stain )

Title: Padron Mio
Fandom: Don Giovanni (the opera)
Pairing: Don Giovanni/Leporello
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 003. Hot
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Slash
Summary: Leporello considers himself to be one of the first to have his heart broken by Don Giovanni.
Author’s Notes: If I can write Shakespeare!fic then I don’t see why I shouldn’t have a crack at Mozart ;) You really don’t need to know anything about the opera to read this, and I mostly wrote this because the guys in the opera I went to see were really hot. So. Opera!smut. And for some reason, this was kind of madly intense to write. I think it’s the master/servant dynamic.

( Padron Mio )

Title: Irrationality
Fandom: ER
Pairing: Ray Barnett/Tony Gates
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 008. Coffee
Rating: PG-15 (mild violence)
Genre: Slash
Summary: “When are you gonna stop flirting with me and actually follow through?”
Author’s Notes: Not one of my better works because I’ve never written for ER before, but I would have hated myself if I hadn’t written this. I promised myself I’d never write ER slash, but these guys are teh guh. So damn hot. Set a lot earlier in season 13.

( Irrationality )

Title: Whatever’s Left
Fandom: Fruits Basket (manga, not the anime)
Pairing: Ayame/Hatori [hints at Hatori/Kana]
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 027. Crystal
Rating: PG
Genre: Slash [het]
Summary: Ayame is absent when everything goes to hell.
Author’s Notes: I love reading the manga, but I’ve never tried writing for it before. This is set just after Hatori suppresses Kana’s memories of their relationship. I wrote this thinking mostly of the aesthetic qualities (seeing it split into panels and everything… dear dear). Dedicated to justian, whose birthday was last week, and who has just lent me volumes 15 & 16. Yay!

( Whatever’s Left )

Title: A Godawful Small Affair
Fandom: Life On Mars
Pairing: Gene/Annie
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 022. Silver
Rating: NC-17 (just in case)
Genre: Het
Summary: Or maybe it’s none of that emotional shit and it’s just Cartwright’s tits in that floral shirt.
Author’s Notes: Cuz I ship these two to pieces. I don’t think that this is the start of a stream of LOM fics, though, since much as I like this show I can’t write for it that well (yet. This is part of my learning curve). I got drag_queen90 to read through the first draft and she said, though it’s not bad, it doesn’t have a LOM feel to it. I’ve heavily edited it since, including taking it out of 2nd person (that probably didn’t help) but constructive criticism is gratefully received because I’d love to be able to write for this fandom.

( A Godawful Small Affair )

Title: Opposite Sides Of Forever
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: Mac/Peyton
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, #28 Blues
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: I am not your wife and I am not going to die just so that you can miss me.
Author’s Notes: I reasoned thus: 1) I don’t like Peyton and I want her to take her hands off Mac, but 2) I can’t do anything about her. I can’t get rid of her. So 3) I might as well stop fighting it and 4) angst these guys the fuck up. Yes? Go on. Let me make you like Peyton. Also, there are no spoilers except for her presence :)

Just read this. Please?

( Opposite Sides Of Forever )

Title: She’ll Keep Saying “It Was An Accident” Until It Becomes The Truth (Or Gets Her Killed)
Fandom: Othello (Shakespeare Play)
Pairing: Desdemona/Cassio
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 004. Cold
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: What if Desdemona and Cassio were having the affair they were accused of?
Author’s Notes: As you can probably guess, this follows in the footsteps of Necrophilia Incarnate and For What You Have Done in “classic literature” fanfiction. Otherwise known as “I’m studying this at A-Level and wanted to brighten it up a bit”. Keep your eyes open for some Cassio/Roderigo slash coming :)

( She’ll Keep Saying “It Was An Accident” Until It Becomes The Truth (Or Gets Her Killed) )

Title: I Used To Think I Wanted Romance, But Now I Know We’re Both Much Better Than That
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/Inara [implied Mal/Inara]
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 009. Medicine
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Summary: It’s messy and it isn’t calculated and this makes it really dangerous but maybe they both knew that this was going to happen anyway.
Set: Just about post-series, a week after “Objects In Space”
Author’s Notes: Well, this ship fucking blindsided me. I didn’t see this one coming at all. I was quite happy shipping Kaylee/Inara and Simon/Jayne. What can I say? I’m having a minor emotional breakdown at the moment and am doing nothing but watching nothing but Firefly. I wrote this yesterday in my lovely squared-paper notebook. First time I’ve actually written smut in a public place… (ie: school)

(  I Used To Think I Wanted Romance, But Now I Know We’re Both Much Better Than That )

Title: No One Else Here Will Save You
Fandom: James Bond- Casino Royal
Pairing: James Bond/Le Chiffre
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 011. Ambition
Rating: PG
Genre: Slash
Spoilers: Casino Royale, obviously, otherwise this would be kind of boring.
Summary: James Bond becomes gay [with the villain] for 1386 words. Um. Missing scene, between the end of the first poker game and James finding Vesper crying in the shower.
Author’s Notes: Ok, I’ll admit it. I got kind of bored watching Casino Royale (because I tend to get tired of Bond films; they are nothing but snogging and blowing stuff up and it’s like oh shut up) and after I got bored on speculating in my head on whether Bond is a time lord, I started getting ideas for this. And then I came home and wrote it.

( No One Else Here Will Save You )

Title: She’s My Man
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Suzie (implied Jack/Doctor)
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 020. Universe
Rating: PG-15 (violence and sex)
Genre: Gen/het (implied slash)
Copyright: She’s My Man by Scissor Sisters, but this isn’t a songfic.
Summary: In which Jack is a bastard and Suzie is crazy, and more than a little blood is spilt.
Author’s Notes: I’ve been wanting to write this for a bit. It’s kinda icky (no more icky than the Batman one though). And if you watch TW, you already know this isn’t going to end well.

( She’s My Man )

Title: For What You Have Done
Fandom: Wide Sargasso Sea
Pairing: Edward/Antoinette
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 013. Magic
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: Somewhere between Edward deciding he hates her and before she poisons him.
Author’s Notes: My tribute to that most excellent of books. Here’s some more classic fiction fic, and much less traumatising than the Frankenstein stuff.

( For What You Have Done )

Title: Deep Honey
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Kate/Ana Lucia
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 002. Ocean Breeze
Rating: NC-17/R
Genre: Fem[me]slash
Summary: Merciless PWP. On a beach. Kate always likes to be in control.
Author’s Notes: This was not supposed to be written. I don’t do smut. But, um, this is a PWP. There is nothing but sex in it. Um… oops?

( Deep Honey )

Title: Into The Dark
Fandom: Batman Begins (movieverse)
Pairing: Batman/Jonathan “Scarecrow” Crane
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 019. Abnormal
Rating: Hard PG-15
Genre: Slash
Summary: Jonathan Crane is irreversibly crazy. Set post-movie.
Warnings: Really, really, actively gross. I inserted every bodily fluid I could think of.
Author’s Notes: I don’t know what the fuck possessed me to write this except that I wanted to. It’s gross, OOC, and strange, and I scribbled it in a couple of free periods on Thursday. The only feedback I’ve had is from drag_queen90, who sort of managed to read my disintegrated handwriting and said: “It’s… strange”. *snicker*

( Into The Dark )

Title: Bones
Fandom: X-Men (movieverse)
Pairing: Wolverine/Angel
Challenge/Prompt: 30randomkisses, 014. Inch
Rating: Hard PG-15
Genre: Slash
Summary: Blonde hair, blue eyes, whiter than white feathers- the world’s fallen apart and they have their own angel for judgement day.
Warnings: Spoilers for X3: The Last Stand, kinda violence.
Author’s Notes: Wolverine/Angel hatesex. I’m not sure why I’ve wanted to write this since seeing the film, but I have, and now it exists. Look at that.

( Bones )