Title: But He’ll Get Me
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Owen
Challenge/Prompt: 5drunkfics, #3 Forget
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2870
Genre: Slash
Summary: “I could have run,” Owen points out.
Author’s Notes: Set in an AU after End Of Days, with extra spoilers for Fragments. Yes, obviously I want to write some season two Jack/Owen, but I need to make bright, shiny plans first. This idea has been hanging around a while. Title inspired by one of Owen’s lines in that episode. And it ended up far more depressing than I meant it to be.

( But He’ll Get Me )

Title: Bloody Stupid Reaction Shots
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairings: Captain John/Owen, Jack/Owen [references to Jack/Ianto]
Challenge/Prompt: 5drunkfics, #5. Mistakes
Rating: PG-15 [mild smut and lots of swearing]
Word Count: 3175
Genre: Slash
Spoilers: Season 2 episode 1 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. You’ve been warned!
Summary: He decides that his apparent obsession with men with made-up ranks, military coats, severely damaged personalities and inflated opinions of themselves is seriously unhealthy.
Author’s Notes: TOTAL CRACK. One of those stories where, once you get the idea, you want to write it, even though you know you probably shouldn’t. I just wanted to write John/Owen… it’s based around the clips currently on the BBC website because I want this to exist before canon makes my idea superfluous. So, obviously, if you read this on Wednesday and my characterisation is all wrong, that’s why! And I really don’t know where the Ianto-bashing came from, I really don’t. I also accept that John Barrowman says that Jack’ll be nicer this series… I just don’t really care.

( Bloody Stupid Reaction Shots )

Title: Sooner Or Later I’ll Remember Why This Is A Bad Idea
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Owen
Challenge/Prompt: 5drunkfics #1. Tipsy
Rating: PG-13 (just in case…)
Genre: Slash (with a big side order of crack)
Summary: While undercover at an alien-possessed wedding, Owen gets a little more than he bargained for.
Author’s Notes: Jack/Owen is full of anger and angst and that is why I like it. However, sometimes it’s nice to just write something where nothing bad happens to anyone, just stupid things. Uncontrollable amounts of stupid things. So… drugged!champagne crackfic. *grins*

( Sooner Or Later I’ll Remember Why This Is A Bad Idea )

Title: Can’t Forget The Things You Never Said
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Owen
Challenge/Prompt: 5drunkfics, 04. Confessions
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title taken from Tori Amos’ “Blood Roses”
Summary: Proper bosses don’t do this.
Author’s Notes: Set between “Combat” and “Captain Jack Harkness”. Dedicated to widowedanthem, not because I think she’ll like it, just because she likes J/O. I’m coming around to quite liking these two as well, actually :) This was inspired by that line when Jack says to Tosh; “What do real bosses do in this situation?”

( Can’t Forget The Things You Never Said )

5drunkfics progress chart (because I can't stop claiming things)

5drunkfics: pick your poison Author: paperclipbitch Fandom: Torchwood Claim: Owen/Jack

tipsy

drunk

forget

confessions

mistakes

4/5

( Suzie List )