Title: Dirty Work
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Eden/Candice
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #7. Milk
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,500
Genre: Femslash
Summary: “You do realise we’re the bad guys, right?” Coffee breaks at Primatech.
Author’s Notes: In this timeline, Eden didn’t die. This is becoming a pattern since all my favourite Heroes all got bumped off in the first series! These two are one of my OTPs for the series, although I’ve never tried to write them before. Considering how fucked up both women are, it’s surprising how fluffy the majority of this turned out, though I’m pretty happy with it regardless.

( Dirty Work )

Title: Calling It Quits
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #2 Jealousy
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title and opening quotation taken from Aimee Mann’s song “Calling It Quits”.
Summary: All the ways they don't really relate.
Author’s Notes: This is my last one for this challenge (it really should not have taken me over a year to write 7 fics *sigh*), but it doesn’t herald the end of Jack/Sawyer because they are fun. Set in bits of season one, because that’s the one I’ve got on DVD. Not sure what I’ve actually done with the DVDs, but it’s ok because I also happen to have the book. Shush.

( Calling It Quits )

Title: The Things They Take You Can’t Get Back
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #5 Rumour
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Summary: So they have their perfect doctor back, all in indelicate pieces. Ain’t his problem.
Author’s Notes: Set after season two (except let’s say that the finale didn’t happen, in that they weren’t taken at the end), but in a world without any season three. I don’t have Sky One so I haven’t seen season three so it doesn’t exist. That’s my logic, anyway. And I acknowledge the fact that there are no speech marks. It’s a thing.

( The Things They Take You Can’t Get Back )

Title: Just The Horizon You Run To
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer [hints at Jack/Kate and Sawyer/Kate]
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #1. Uniform
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title taken from the Tori Amos song “Here In My Head”.
Summary: Futurefic post-island. He doesn’t need Sawyer at all any more. He’s got his old life back. And that’s a good thing (it has to be).
Author’s Notes: I haven’t done some Lost boyslash for what feels like a while, and I got this idea while washing my hair and finished it in exactly 40 minutes by keeping On Task, which is quite a big deal for me, cuz I usually take forever to write things. I don’t know why, but I really like this. Possibly because it’s set in a hospital, and that is yay.

( Just The Horizon You Run To )

Title: With One Hour Left Before The World Ends
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #7. Milk
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Summary: A “deleted scene” from the pilot episode flashbacks. Jack and Sawyer, flight 815, and an airplane bathroom. Need I say more? ;)
Author’s Notes: This thought randomly hit me; people [apparently] have sex in aeroplane toilets (notice how I can be British in the author’s notes, but not the fic? *teh sigh*), and, you know, the Lost people were on the plane for a good 8 hours before it went down…

( With One Hour Left Before The World Ends )

Title: Forget What You Don’t Know
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #6. Argument
Rating: PG
Genre: Slash
Summary: I have no idea. I never do with these ones.
Author’s Notes: *snicker*

( Forget What You Don’t Know )

Title: Pain Relief and Other Misnomers
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #6 Argument
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: Set somewhere between “Who’s Your Daddy?” and “No Reason”. House and Cuddy have a huge fight and she realises that he’s on morphine.
Author’s Notes: My final piece for this set of seven, in case you haven’t been keeping count. One more challenge off the list. Written quite late at night and in a notebook so therefore might be a little bit incomprehensible, but that’s ok, right?

( Pain Relief and Other Misnomers )

Title: Natasha
Fandom: House MD –Grey Gardens AU
Pairing: House/Cuddy (technically House-Cuddy)
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #5 Rumour
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het/gen
BY THE WAY: Prequel/Companion Piece/Sequel to Grey Gardens and April Fools. You technically don’t need to have read GG, but you do need to have at least flicked through AF.
Copyright Title taken from another Rufus Wainwright song. *snicker*
Summary: Greg and Lisa’s version of April Fools. Ish. Twelve moments in assorted years.
Warnings: Some feelings so strong they’re potentially OOC. Possibly because I started crying during part nine ;) Also: this needs beta-ing as you read. Please find britisisms, spelling/grammar mistakes, and anything that doesn't match up. Thank you :D
Author’s Notes: I really wanted to write this, and it does contain one kiss to make it legal for the challenge community but also because I felt there ought to be one in their past somewhere. Also: there is no one called Natasha in this fic, anywhere at all. I just thought the song was suitable.

( Natasha )

Title: Apollo's Frock
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #2. Jealousy
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: House/Cuddy after 2X17 "All In". Drunk!Cuddy. Stoned(ish)!House.
Author’s Notes: I aim to write an "All In" thing for all kinds of pairings, due to my formalwear fetish. Just another snapshot thing, because I didn't feel plotful.

( Apollo's Frock )

Title: What Price Honesty?
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #1. Uniform
Rating: PG-13/15
Genre: Het
Copyright: It's not a songfic but I didn't want to use stars to break it up, so the italic thingamajigs are from "Can't Be Sure" by The Sundays.
Summary: The Vogler arc. Cuz House and Cuddy were so sleeping together durng it.
Author’s Notes: I am so cross! This should be better than it is but I am incapable of making it better. Part of my "channel five adverts" series, there's a Cameron one that exists and a Chase one in progress.

( What Price Honesty? )

Title: But Inside I'm Screaming
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #4. Sunset
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Summary: Detox!House/Cuddy. Heh.
Author’s Notes: I really like this. How's that for unusual?

( But Inside I'm Screaming )

Title: You Look Good When Your Heart Is On Fire (It’s A Matter Of Taste)
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, 3. Embrace
Rating: PG
Genre: Slash
Summary: Jack and Sawyer after the events of 2x13 “The Long Con” (you know, the one where Sawyer gets hold of all the guns with a little help from Charlie)
Author’s Notes: God, I love this pairing. And I quite like this fic, too.

( You Look Good When Your Heart Is On Fire (It’s A Matter Of Taste) )

Title: Broken
Fandom: Lost
Pairing: Jack/Sawyer
Rating: PG (bad language)
Genre: Slash
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, 4. Sunset
Summary: Set during and after 1x08 "Confidence Man".
Author’s Notes: Don't ship the pairing but God it's crack to write.

( Broken )

Title: Taxi Ride
Fandom: House
Pairings: House/Cuddy, hints of House/Stacy
Rating: PG (bit of bad language as ever)
Genre: Het
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, 3. Embrace
Copyright: "Taxi Ride" by Tori Amos with the lines messed up a bit. I like to write a "Taxi Ride" fic for each fandom and this is my House one. It's a gorgeous song.
Summary: How House, Stacy, Cuddy and Wilson coped with the infarction. Cuts between then and season 2's Need To Know.
Author’s Notes: Another House/Cuddy infarction one, but I like writing infarction ones and normally with my OTPs I don't get the chance. Not the best-written thing in the world, but feedback is always appreciated.

( Taxi Ride )

Title: Guilt
Fandom: House
Pairing: House/Cuddy
Rating: PG
Challenge/Prompt: 7snogs, #7 Milk
Genre: Het
Summary: Set not too long after the infarction. Uh. That's not really a summary, is it.
Author's Notes: My first proper stab at H/C. Feedback is love.

( Guilt )