Title: My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Wilson, Chase, House, Cameron, Foreman, Thirteen
Pairings: hints of Wilson/Amber, Chase/Cameron, and Wilson-Chase and Wilson-House friendship.
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 095. New Year and 100moods 069. Numb
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5105
Genre: Gen [het]
Copyright: Title is something to do with a kind of filthy poem by… Catullus? Something like that. But it seemed to fit this anyway.
Summary: Wilson is… well, no one is sure what Wilson is doing but it’s probably not healthy.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for S4; this is a tie-in for Wilson’s Heart. ‘Cause I’m excessively morbid at the moment. Lots of intention run-on sentences and the conversations that go nowhere, since I like them so much :)

( My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead )

Title: Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson (with hints of House/Cameron and Amber/13)
Challenge/Prompt: un_love_you 02. I was wrong about you & fanfic100 029. Birth
Rating: PG-13 (mild sexual references which I’m sure y’all can cope with)
Word Count: 5180
Genre: Slash
Summary: “Wilson thinks you’re pretty. Go do something with that information.”
Author’s Notes: I’ve been ridiculously distracted from my Original OTP lately, but the bitch is back with a vengeance now :D Based on Wilson’s line of dialogue in season 4’s Ugly, because social experiments are all kinds of fun. I’m using the prompt “Birth” because of the whole birth of an idea thing. Still not using 13’s name until UK canon does.

( Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys )

Title: Case Studies In Humiliation
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Chase, Foreman, Cameron (bits of Chase/Cameron)
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 097. Uncomfortable
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2020
Genre: Gen
Spoilers: Season 3 finale; early season 4
Summary: Moving on proves a little more difficult than anticipated.
Author’s Notes: Written in drabble form, ‘cause yay. I’m just cross ‘cause 100moods doesn’t have a prompt for “Humiliated”. Now I’ve finished my Owen/Ianto epic, I can get back into writing Housefic for the new season, which I’m most excited about! (Amber/13 FTW. And yes, I do know what 13’s real name is, but I’m not using it til canon does) But I love the old fellows more, like Foreman! I never realised how much I adored him til he wasn’t there any more. :( Written entirely between 00:30 and 02:20 this morning, so please point out typos etc.

( Case Studies In Humiliation )

Title: The 38th Parallel
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 030. Drained
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: There are no books on what to do when your co-workers try to kill you and how you’re supposed to function afterwards.
Author’s Notes: Yes, the title does come from the border between North and South Korea (at least in the 50s). Blame my Korean war history unit. Season two Cameron/Foreman!angst because it’s just so fun to do, with hints of the-space-between-seasons that I can’t seem to leave alone (maybe I would if House season 3 actually became available in the UK!) And it’s a bit snapshot-y because, you know, yay.

( The 38th Parallel )

Title: Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning)
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 070. Optimistic
Rating: NC-17 (mildly, anyway)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is a Kaiser Chiefs song.
Summary: If the first time [the stoned time] was a bad idea, this is worse.
Author’s Notes: Vague spoilers for most of House s3. This is a Chameron OTP fic. It’s not entirely fluffy, it’s not entirely angsty, but it features them trying, and managing, to make it work in spite of faults and misgivings. If that doesn’t tell you why this is a Halloween costume of a fic, then I can’t help you :) It was more fun to write than it should have been, actually… I like my style in this.

( Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning) )

Title: Two Wrongs And All The Things They Don’t Make
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson [Chase/Cameron]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 043. Square and un_love_you 15. This is my desperation in action.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash [het]
Summary: Wilson had to do something with those flowers.
Author’s Notes: Set during “Airborne” and “Act Your Age”. I really, really, really hate the Chase/Cameron stuff. It’s ruining the show for me. I think that may have come through slightly in this. And by slightly I mean that there is quite a lot of general bitching. Sadistic!Wilson is back again. I like him a lot. I started writing this and it just bloody flowed. It was written very late at night/early in the morning and so contains a lot of adverbs.

( Two Wrongs And All The Things They Don’t Make )

Title: Five Ways To Talk To A Dying Man
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House; Chase, Cuddy, Wilson, Foreman, Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 041. Frustrated
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Summary: Wilson might at some point have had a rant about connecting with people.
Author’s Notes: Set after “Half-Wit”. House doesn’t exactly fix things but he makes them slightly less complicated. Probably :) You know how much I love writing mad and awkward dialogue.

( Five Ways To Talk To A <strike>Dying</strike> Man )

Series Title: Movies Of Myself
Title: Stop Me Falling Down, Stop Me Making Movies Of Myself
Fandom: House MD [Grey Gardens AU]
Characters: Petra/Eric, James, Robert, Allison, Greg
Rating: PG-13
Premise: A ridiculously complicated AU which started out with the idea that Wilson has the infarction instead of House, and now has become its own mad little world.
Sequel to: Grey Gardens, April Fools and Natasha. You do slightly need to have read all three.
Summary: Petra Gilmar has always hated weddings.
Author’s Notes: I decided, rather than trying to write a big plot, I’m going to write lots of little plots at different times in this universe. This means I have plans for weddings, funerals, births and ketamine. *grins* I’ve gotta do something this summer.

( Movies Of Myself: Part One )

Cameron/Cuddy for femslash100’s around the clock challenge. I stayed up til 2 a.m Monday with the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack (vol. 2) finishing this off. One day, I’m going to learn how to write girlslash without being fundamentally bitchy. Is that actually possible?

( 01:00 Prehistoric )
( 03:00 Generational )
( 05:00 Contemporary )
( 07:00 Awakened )
( 09:00 Planned )
( 10:00 Wristwatch )
( 11:00 Punctual )
( 12:00 Lunchtime )
( 13:00 Instantaneous )
( 14:00 Season )
( 16:00 Evolution )
( 17:00 Finite )
( 18:00 Afterlife )
( 21:00 Mourned )
( 22:00 Heartbeat )
( 23:00 Endless )

Title: Vegas In Green Tiles
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 006. Hours
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen/slash
Summary: Princeton/Plainsboro plays the waiting game.
Author’s Notes: So deliciously fun to write. And all admirably done in drabbles. It’s set in the hours after House’s shooting and is suspiciously fluffy. No season 3 spoilers (since now I’ve got season 3, I’m gonna be old school girl). And just written cuz it makes me happy. That good enough?

( Vegas In Green Tiles )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [9/9]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: There is a reason that Cameron can’t fall in love with House.
Author’s Notes: Heh. Last one, because my deadline is Monday. So I’m finishing now. La la la etc. I can go back to writing slash now.

( Nine: The Reason House And Cameron Can Never Fall In Love With Each Other (Probably). )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [8/9]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: He tears her apart and then continues eating pasta as though it doesn’t matter.
Author’s Notes: Based around “Love Hurts”, because… because. Why not, right? I liked the idea of the date going off in a completely random direction later.

( Eight: The Reason House And Cameron Will Never Go On Another Date. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [7/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: Cameron realises that she’s gone wrong somewhere.
Author’s Notes: My deadline is Friday. And then I’ll go back to writing House/Cuddy and actual slash. I promise :) I actually started writing this chapter in an English lesson months ago, first line and all, but I forgot to finish it. Today seemed as good a day as ever.

( Seven: The Reason That Cameron Just Can’t Help Herself. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [6/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: It is a bit like suffocating someone very, very slowly
Author’s Notes: I’ve done them for lots of other people, why not H/C?

( Six: The Reason House Hired Cameron. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [5/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: But this is House and she always plays by his rules.
Author’s Notes: Sprung off a ficlet I wrote for karaokegal, which I have taken out of second person (which either makes it better or worse; I’m not sure, but then I do love second person), and also added another section to. Spoilers for 3x07 and 3x08.

( Five: The Reason Cameron And Vicodin Are Almost Interchangeable. )

Title: Losing Judas [Part One]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 080. Why?
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Pre-slash
Copyright: All sorts. Ask me if you want anything.
Summary: Chase wonders if this is Wilson’s breakdown and, if so, why he has to be there to witness it.
Author’s Notes: My Finding Judas tie-in fic, the first 3,500 (give or take) words. I’m working on this in instalments, because FJ airs next week, and since this is the closest to canon C/W I’ll ever get, I want to writhe around in it and work on the build up. This part is set between the end of “Que Sera Sera” and the end of “Whac-a-Mole”. And I love the version of Chase I’ve used in this :D

( Losing Judas )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [4/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: House is too stubborn and tired to ask her to stay.
Author’s Notes: More tender than I meant it to be, in that House isn’t supposed to feel this way about Cameron (he’s supposed to love Chase Cuddy, goddammit!), but it’s also a study in how painful I could make it, so we’re still in business. I got the last two lines first in a supermarket, so had to spend the rest of the shopping trip figuring out what writing style I wanted to use. I bought like no food :D

( Four: The Reason House Can’t Let Cameron Go. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [3/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17 (just in case)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys.
Summary: He rides the bike because it’s a space where she isn’t.
Author’s Notes: Inspired by this picture that karokegal gave me as a prompt (there’s a lyric prompt too, but that inspired a different reason that I’ll put up later). As for the content, I think I’ve been reading too much Angela Carter. Ah well.

( Three: The Reason House Isn’t Nearly As Impenetrable As He Likes To Think He Is. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [2/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron [hint at Cameron/other]
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: House calls it levelling the playing field. Cameron calls it sadism. She can’t undo the knots either way. PWP.
Author’s Notes: A little bit kinky. Just so you know. Another terribly fun aspect of H/C. Yay!

( Two: The Reason They’ll Never Manage Normality. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [1/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys.
Summary: But she did because he wouldn’t.
Author’s Notes: Set during/after 3x03 “Informed Consent”. This is the first chapter of as many as I can write before May 28th that I’m writing for this fic. They’ll all be standalone and in no particular order but I want to explore lots of aspects of H/C. Can’t for the life of me think why but here we are.

( One: The Reason Cameron Did What House Couldn’t. )