Title: If You Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 079. When?
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,380
Genre: Slash
Summary: Ianto is sent to rescue Owen from 19th Century London, but he’s less than impressed by what Owen has been doing to survive.
Author’s Notes: Also known as The Inadvisable Owen/Ianto Crack!Fic Of Potential Mental Instability. How’s this for slightly psychotic? I didn’t want to write an historical AU, but after seeing Burn as Bill Sikes in Oliver! (twice) I couldn’t get over the idea of Owen/Ianto in a Victorian setting. Which is where this utterly insane idea came from. I honestly wasn’t going to write it, but then… I did. *is broken* Obviously I’ve barely researched this; but that really wasn’t the object of the exercise. Oh, and I can’t remember when Queen Victoria established Torchwood, so let’s just say it exists, yeah?

( If You Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200 )

Title: Some Day, She Might Look Back On This And Laugh
Fandom: CSI:NY
Characters: Lindsay; Danny, Adam
Challenge/Prompt: psych_30 #28 Free Association & fanfic100 002. Middles
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1620
Genre: Gen/het
Summary: Her first words are: “Oh my God, I’m such a slut.”
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for 5x09. I love how Danny and Lindsay are basically canonically turning into bad fanfiction and I don’t care. *snickers* I like the random Adam&Lindsay friendship that appeared as I was writing, though!

( Some Day, She Might Look Back On This And Laugh )

Title: Could’ve Been Anyone
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto; Owen, Tosh, Jack, Gwen, John (slightly Owen/Ianto if you tilt your head to one side and squint, and a trace of John/Ianto)
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 083. And
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5430
Genre: Gen
Copyright: Bits & pieces of Could’ve Been Anyone by Aimee Mann
Summary: “You should just stick to offering people coffee and picking up dry-cleaning.”
Author’s Notes: I’m not trying to get a whole cohesive story together; more a series of vignettes of the random awesomeness that is Ianto’s life. So it’s all the little Torchwood scenes I always wanted to write shuffled together because I couldn’t make them form a long, proper story individually. It’s not set in a specific time period, but there are vague season 2 finale spoilers right at the end. And areas of this could prove slightly problematic if you’re not vaguely familiar with British kids’ TV shows, though that’s what Wiki was made for ;)

( Could’ve Been Anyone )

Title: Some Days, The Miranda Rights Sound Like A Prayer
Fandom: CSI:NY
Characters: Lindsay; Peyton, Flack, Mac, Stella, Sheldon, Danny
Challenge/Prompt: psych_30 17. Group Think & fanfic100 070. Storm
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6102
Genre: Gen [het]
Warning: Contains major character death.
Summary: Your mom called; she wants to know if you’re dead yet.
Author’s Notes: I’m writing a lot of apocalypse-type fics at the moment, I’m not entirely sure why. Set between seasons 3 and 4 I suppose. Or in a world where season 4 doesn’t exist. Something like that.

( Some Days, The Miranda Rights Sound Like A Prayer )

Title: Acquaint Me With Your Fuck-Ups
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Suzie & everyone else [Jack/Suzie, Owen/Suzie, Ianto/Lisa, slight Jack/Ianto]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 081. How? & 7rainbowprompts #7. Sneaky
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6320
Genre: Gen
Summary: You’d have to be bloody mad to want to work here. Are you?
Author’s Notes: This idea clung onto me during Fragments and I couldn’t get rid of it. Plus Ianto&Suzie friendship just rules my whole world. You totally know they were BFFs in the days before Gwen arrived; they were enigmatic and kind of emo together. Oh yeah. Plus I can’t write Suzie without including her [canon] relationship with Owen and her [you know it’s canon] relationship with Jack.

( Acquaint Me With Your Fuck-Ups )

Title: Death And The Lady
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Martha
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 075. Shade
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1630
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is a marvellous song by Bellowhead (who rock my world)
Summary: Angsty PWP. In a few hours, Martha will return to London, and it’s best that way.
Author’s Notes: Because sooner or later it was going to come into existence, and I thought, well, why not now? Spoilers for 2x08; set somewhere around that time period. And here is an irrelevant piece of information: I wrote most of this while test-driving a black and pink wig that I may or may not wear for Halloween this year. There you go: a random and faintly worrying insight into my writing processes!

( Death And The Lady )

Title: My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Wilson, Chase, House, Cameron, Foreman, Thirteen
Pairings: hints of Wilson/Amber, Chase/Cameron, and Wilson-Chase and Wilson-House friendship.
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 095. New Year and 100moods 069. Numb
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5105
Genre: Gen [het]
Copyright: Title is something to do with a kind of filthy poem by… Catullus? Something like that. But it seemed to fit this anyway.
Summary: Wilson is… well, no one is sure what Wilson is doing but it’s probably not healthy.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for S4; this is a tie-in for Wilson’s Heart. ‘Cause I’m excessively morbid at the moment. Lots of intention run-on sentences and the conversations that go nowhere, since I like them so much :)

( My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead )

Title: Lick Your Own Wounds
Fandom: Torchwood [Doctor Who]
Characters: Martha [Owen]; Jack, Ianto, Mickey, Gwen
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 032. Sunset
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3340
Genre: Gen
Copyright: Title is from Half The Fun by Snow Patrol.
Summary: Martha thinks about telling him that she’s only joined Torchwood because it’s slightly less sociopathic than UNIT, and then realises that Jack probably already knows.
Author’s Notes: Well, Miss Osterhagen Regrets was my version of Martha getting to Torchwood in a reasonably positive way. This is the not positive version, with everyone having breakdowns and stuff (can you guess I’m depressed as hell?), though I’ll admit that it damn near killed me to break up Martha and Tom, ‘cause I do love them. Spoilers for Exit Wounds and Journey’s End, and then my own speculation for series 3 of TW.

( Lick Your Own Wounds )

Title: Same Old Stuff
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: Lindsay/Reed
Challenge/Prompt: psych_30 #27. Catharsis & fanfic100 025. Strangers
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2000
Genre: Het
Spoilers: 4x20 Taxi & the arc leading to it.
Copyright: Title is an awesome song by The Feeling.
Summary: “I thought you might want someone to talk to.”
Author’s Notes: It’s not like Lindsay/Reed is an OTP of mine or anything, ‘cause ew, but I got the bunny and it wouldn’t let go so I wrote it. And Stella assured me Reed is 23 so at least I’m not going to the underage illegal hell place. Which is nice.

( Same Old Stuff )

Title: Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson (with hints of House/Cameron and Amber/13)
Challenge/Prompt: un_love_you 02. I was wrong about you & fanfic100 029. Birth
Rating: PG-13 (mild sexual references which I’m sure y’all can cope with)
Word Count: 5180
Genre: Slash
Summary: “Wilson thinks you’re pretty. Go do something with that information.”
Author’s Notes: I’ve been ridiculously distracted from my Original OTP lately, but the bitch is back with a vengeance now :D Based on Wilson’s line of dialogue in season 4’s Ugly, because social experiments are all kinds of fun. I’m using the prompt “Birth” because of the whole birth of an idea thing. Still not using 13’s name until UK canon does.

( Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys )

Title: Your Girlfriend No Longer Runs On Solar Power
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Ianto [Ianto/Lisa]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 086. Choices
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2175
Genre: Pre-slash
Summary: “Remember the part where I took a chance on you?”
Author’s Notes: The aftermath of Cyberwoman through a Fragments-coloured prism. And ‘cause I haven’t written Jack/Ianto in a while and this idea sort of appealed to me. Still, Owen/Ianto FTW and all that. It’s just that, in this S1 timeline, Owen hasn’t noticed Ianto yet due to the whole Gwen thing. Yes. Ooh, and see if you can spot the teeny KKBB spoiler ;)

( Your Girlfriend No Longer Runs On Solar Power )

Title: Flipping With A Coin That’s Got A Tail On Either Side
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Martha
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 002. Middles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2540
Genre: Gen/Het
Spoilers: Season 2 episodes 6-13, Doctor Who 4x05
Copyright: The title is from Love It When You Call by The Feeling.
Summary: “I’m still not dead,” he says by way of a greeting.
Author’s Notes: Writing snatches of dialogue has been keeping me sane for the last couple of weeks. Hooray. This isn’t a sequel to waiting for a dream but follows on from my ideas in there of Martha calling Owen up every week to check on him. This follows my own timeline of the last 6 episodes because I wanted it to. And it’s got a real downer of an ending.

( Flipping With A Coin That’s Got A Tail On Either Side )

Title: À La Mode
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: Isaac/Peter
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 056. Breakfast
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3500
Genre: Slash
Summary: Peter wants revenge on Nathan. Isaac’s just in it for the pancakes.
Author’s Notes: A ridiculous little idea that I hit on a few months ago while rewatching the pretty that is the brunch scene in Nothing To Hide, and I just couldn’t resist actually writing it. It’s a silly personal crackfic alternative version of that scene, anyway.

( À La Mode )

Title: Tempo Perdido
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Ianto/Gwen [with pieces of Jack/Ianto, Jack/Gwen, Ianto/Lisa, and Owen/Gwen]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 075. Shade
Rating: PG-15
Word Count: 1983
Genre: Het [slash]
Copyright: Pink Martini, Tempo Perdido [Wasted Time].
Summary: Ianto watches Gwen dress, and wonders if it would be inappropriate to ask her to put the kettle on when she leaves.
Author’s Notes: Written in the form of 100 word drabbles. One more for the Jack-being-gone patchwork I’m still weaving. Kind of mean and nasty, and very fun to write. Even though I’m not 100% certain which aspects of their characters I’m trying to show here… *grins* Spoilers only for one tiny line of dialogue in 2x02.

( Tempo Perdido )

title: waiting for a dream
fandom: torchwood
pairing: owen/martha
challenge/prompt: philosophy_20 #4. inertia and fanfic100, 020. colourless
rating: pg-15
word count: 8778 (according to ms word)
genre: gen/het
spoilers: 2x08 a day in the death (kind of a tie-in)
copyright: waiting for a dream by rufus wainwright
summary: owen doesn't want it to be easy.
author’s notes: oh, the effort it took to make sure there were no speechmarks or capital letters in this. deliberately, not ‘cause i’m illiterate or anything. thought it might fit in with the disorientation i’m trying to insert here. i certainly feel disorientated! but i am really really fucking proud of this.

( waiting for a dream )

Title: Monsters In F Sharp
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Ianto, Adam
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 066. Rain
Rating: PG-15 (to be on the safe side)
Word Count: 1716
Genre: Gen
Spoilers: 2x05 Adam
Warnings: Violence, murder
Summary: You don’t know you have the strength until the moment your fingers find her windpipe and push.
Author’s Notes: Title was actually the title of a poem I wrote when I was like thirteen... Which I have sadly lost so I can't even laugh at the potential emo-ness of it.

( Monsters In F Sharp )

Title: Sleeps With Butterflies
Fandom: CSI:NY
Pairing: Lindsay/Stella [with appearances by Danny and Mac]
Challenge/Prompt: Written for rivers_bend [also fanfic100 065. Passing, and psych_30, #29. Repression]
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3281
Genre: Femslash
Copyright: Title is a Tori Amos song. Now there’s a surprise.
Summary: Lindsay wants to help Stella recover, but she’s not sure that she can.
Author’s Notes: River wanted snapshot fiction, and I hope that’s what this is! Based off season 2’s All Access, but with season 3 Lindsay’s character development, if that makes sense :)

( Sleeps With Butterflies )

Title: As We Mean To Go On
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Challenge/Prompt: Written for johanirae [also fanfic100, 025. Strangers]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4670
Genre: Slash
Summary: Owen is feeling charitable enough to last four hours before going to Jack and telling him to fire the new guy.
Author’s Notes: johanirae wanted the first day the boys worked together, and this is what came out. It was far too much fun to write, actually. My original title was going to be At This Point In Time, We Didn’t Know He Was Hiding A Cyberman In The Basement, but I decided that was way, way too long!

( As We Mean To Go On )