Title: My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Wilson, Chase, House, Cameron, Foreman, Thirteen
Pairings: hints of Wilson/Amber, Chase/Cameron, and Wilson-Chase and Wilson-House friendship.
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 095. New Year and 100moods 069. Numb
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5105
Genre: Gen [het]
Copyright: Title is something to do with a kind of filthy poem by… Catullus? Something like that. But it seemed to fit this anyway.
Summary: Wilson is… well, no one is sure what Wilson is doing but it’s probably not healthy.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for S4; this is a tie-in for Wilson’s Heart. ‘Cause I’m excessively morbid at the moment. Lots of intention run-on sentences and the conversations that go nowhere, since I like them so much :)

( My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead )

Title: Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson (with hints of House/Cameron and Amber/13)
Challenge/Prompt: un_love_you 02. I was wrong about you & fanfic100 029. Birth
Rating: PG-13 (mild sexual references which I’m sure y’all can cope with)
Word Count: 5180
Genre: Slash
Summary: “Wilson thinks you’re pretty. Go do something with that information.”
Author’s Notes: I’ve been ridiculously distracted from my Original OTP lately, but the bitch is back with a vengeance now :D Based on Wilson’s line of dialogue in season 4’s Ugly, because social experiments are all kinds of fun. I’m using the prompt “Birth” because of the whole birth of an idea thing. Still not using 13’s name until UK canon does.

( Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys )

Title: Red-and-White Striped Candy Canes
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 100_prompts, 016. Plead
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Summary: Merry Little Christmas tie-in.
Author’s Notes: Have House season 3 on DVD now so all my season 3 tie-ins are going to start appearing once I’ve written all your Christmas fics. This is getting done first because I haven’t put anything in for this challenge in a couple of months and I’m meant to be doing one a month. *facepalm* Written in drabble(ish) snapshot form, each bit had to be less than 200 words…

( Red-and-White Striped Candy Canes )

Title: Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning)
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 070. Optimistic
Rating: NC-17 (mildly, anyway)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is a Kaiser Chiefs song.
Summary: If the first time [the stoned time] was a bad idea, this is worse.
Author’s Notes: Vague spoilers for most of House s3. This is a Chameron OTP fic. It’s not entirely fluffy, it’s not entirely angsty, but it features them trying, and managing, to make it work in spite of faults and misgivings. If that doesn’t tell you why this is a Halloween costume of a fic, then I can’t help you :) It was more fun to write than it should have been, actually… I like my style in this.

( Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning) )

Title: Raspberry Beret
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Cuddy, Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: 100_prompts, 022. Tactile
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Summary: A possibility of events after the season finale. Obviously there are spoilers for it. Whatever the title was.
Author’s Notes: I currently have 4 other fics in progress based after the season finale, in a surprisingly wide range of pairings. This one got finished first, because I’m meant to submit one fic a month for this challenge and I’m two months behind for reasons I’m unsure of. Anyway. Awkward conversations and a few thoughts. It’s a little bit fragmenty but I do mean for it to be like this.

( Raspberry Beret )

Title: Good Golly Miss Molly
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Ali [kind of]
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 032. Embarrassed
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from the [excellent] song by Little Richard.
Summary: Ali’s legal. But does that make anything better?
Author’s Notes: I loved Ali. I would totally stalk House. Not one of my best or shiniest works, but I just wanted to write it. So I did :) I listened to too much rock & roll while writing this *points at title* But there is one line that I am obscenely proud of, so all is not lost.

( Good Golly Miss Molly )

Title: Things That You Insist On Blaming Me For
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson [teensy bit of canon!Chase/Cameron]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 024. Family, un_love_you, 027. Author’s Choice I don’t know what this is.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash [het]
Warning: This fic starts with an ellipsis. You have been warned.
Summary: Foreman’s mistake reminds Chase of a few things he’s been trying to forget about.
Author’s Notes: Basically, this particular ff100 prompt has been giving me a headache, so I decided that I’d just base it around the episode entitled “Family”. Tenuous link, yes, but what the hell. Written largely on buses, because public transport is slightly inspiring. And just so you know, a lot of this is intentionally vague. It’s a conscious choice, though I fully accept that it could irritate you, and you may flame me for it.

( Things That You Insist On Blaming Me For )

Title: Five Ways To Talk To A Dying Man
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House; Chase, Cuddy, Wilson, Foreman, Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 041. Frustrated
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Summary: Wilson might at some point have had a rant about connecting with people.
Author’s Notes: Set after “Half-Wit”. House doesn’t exactly fix things but he makes them slightly less complicated. Probably :) You know how much I love writing mad and awkward dialogue.

( Five Ways To Talk To A <strike>Dying</strike> Man )

Series Title: Movies Of Myself
Title: Stop Me Falling Down, Stop Me Making Movies Of Myself
Fandom: House MD [Grey Gardens AU]
Characters: Petra/Eric, James, Robert, Allison, Greg
Rating: PG-13
Premise: A ridiculously complicated AU which started out with the idea that Wilson has the infarction instead of House, and now has become its own mad little world.
Sequel to: Grey Gardens, April Fools and Natasha. You do slightly need to have read all three.
Summary: Petra Gilmar has always hated weddings.
Author’s Notes: I decided, rather than trying to write a big plot, I’m going to write lots of little plots at different times in this universe. This means I have plans for weddings, funerals, births and ketamine. *grins* I’ve gotta do something this summer.

( Movies Of Myself: Part One )

Title: Cream-Coloured Ponies (And Crisp Apple Strudel)
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 100_prompts, 007. Cut
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Copyright: Title taken from The Sound Of Music.
Summary: The world’s most complicated car journey.
Author’s Notes: Set the morning after “Words And Deeds”. Because although there’s loads of other things to do, I wanted to punish House for what he’s done to Cuddy. I don’t know why the title exists, I just knew I had to use it. :)

( Cream-Coloured Ponies (And Crisp Apple Strudel) )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [9/9]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: There is a reason that Cameron can’t fall in love with House.
Author’s Notes: Heh. Last one, because my deadline is Monday. So I’m finishing now. La la la etc. I can go back to writing slash now.

( Nine: The Reason House And Cameron Can Never Fall In Love With Each Other (Probably). )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [8/9]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: He tears her apart and then continues eating pasta as though it doesn’t matter.
Author’s Notes: Based around “Love Hurts”, because… because. Why not, right? I liked the idea of the date going off in a completely random direction later.

( Eight: The Reason House And Cameron Will Never Go On Another Date. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [7/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: Cameron realises that she’s gone wrong somewhere.
Author’s Notes: My deadline is Friday. And then I’ll go back to writing House/Cuddy and actual slash. I promise :) I actually started writing this chapter in an English lesson months ago, first line and all, but I forgot to finish it. Today seemed as good a day as ever.

( Seven: The Reason That Cameron Just Can’t Help Herself. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [6/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: It is a bit like suffocating someone very, very slowly
Author’s Notes: I’ve done them for lots of other people, why not H/C?

( Six: The Reason House Hired Cameron. )

Title: Losing Judas [Part Two]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 080. Why?
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Copyright: All sorts of stuff. Ask if you really wanna know.
Summary: He’s suddenly Wilson’s new best friend.
Author’s Notes: The second half of my “Finding Judas” tie-in (I might write a sequel to this, I’ve got a kick-ass title idea, but anyway, that’s weeks off). Some befores, some whys, and some afters of Wilson’s decision. Because it’s my one and only canon moment and I will abuse it for all it’s worth. Once again, I’m playing with new shades of Chase and Wilson. Because.

Part One

( Losing Judas (Part Two) )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [5/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: But this is House and she always plays by his rules.
Author’s Notes: Sprung off a ficlet I wrote for karaokegal, which I have taken out of second person (which either makes it better or worse; I’m not sure, but then I do love second person), and also added another section to. Spoilers for 3x07 and 3x08.

( Five: The Reason Cameron And Vicodin Are Almost Interchangeable. )

Title: Losing Judas [Part One]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 080. Why?
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Pre-slash
Copyright: All sorts. Ask me if you want anything.
Summary: Chase wonders if this is Wilson’s breakdown and, if so, why he has to be there to witness it.
Author’s Notes: My Finding Judas tie-in fic, the first 3,500 (give or take) words. I’m working on this in instalments, because FJ airs next week, and since this is the closest to canon C/W I’ll ever get, I want to writhe around in it and work on the build up. This part is set between the end of “Que Sera Sera” and the end of “Whac-a-Mole”. And I love the version of Chase I’ve used in this :D

( Losing Judas )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [4/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: House is too stubborn and tired to ask her to stay.
Author’s Notes: More tender than I meant it to be, in that House isn’t supposed to feel this way about Cameron (he’s supposed to love Chase Cuddy, goddammit!), but it’s also a study in how painful I could make it, so we’re still in business. I got the last two lines first in a supermarket, so had to spend the rest of the shopping trip figuring out what writing style I wanted to use. I bought like no food :D

( Four: The Reason House Can’t Let Cameron Go. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [3/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17 (just in case)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys.
Summary: He rides the bike because it’s a space where she isn’t.
Author’s Notes: Inspired by this picture that karokegal gave me as a prompt (there’s a lyric prompt too, but that inspired a different reason that I’ll put up later). As for the content, I think I’ve been reading too much Angela Carter. Ah well.

( Three: The Reason House Isn’t Nearly As Impenetrable As He Likes To Think He Is. )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [2/?]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron [hint at Cameron/other]
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: House calls it levelling the playing field. Cameron calls it sadism. She can’t undo the knots either way. PWP.
Author’s Notes: A little bit kinky. Just so you know. Another terribly fun aspect of H/C. Yay!

( Two: The Reason They’ll Never Manage Normality. )