Title: Yes; We Were, Once
Fandom: Desperate Romantics
Characters: Fred, Gabriel, Annie [slightly Gabriel/Fred, other pairings hinted at]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4000
Genre: Gen [het/slash]
Summary: “I did not destroy your soul,” Gabriel scoffs.
Author’s Notes: Set eight years in the future after the series ended. I’ve read the book so I know how it all turned out, and I’ve referenced a few things in here. So it’s sort of like a series two of DR, only with stuff I want to happen in it and not nearly as good. Finished because Amazon have sent me an email to tell me my Desperate Romantics DVD has been despatched; OHMYGODFUCKINGYES. Ahem. So I am undoubtedly going to spend the next ever holed up watching the boys and girls all over again.

( Yes; We Were, Once )

Title: Release The Stars
Fandom: Star Trek (2009 reboot)
Pairing: McCoy/Uhura (and McCoy-Kirk friendship)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 17,000 (yesyes I know I need to be institutionalised)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is a Rufus Wainwright song. And album too, actually.
Summary: “Don’t worry,” he tells her. “Jim sometimes makes me want to go out and attack innocent bystanders too.”
Author’s Notes: I must’ve been the one person alive who left the movie and felt the need to write het! Ah well. Begun on the train from Amsterdam to Brussels, and then written in various places in Belgium and Luxembourg, and finished when I got home. I do love Star Trek but there will probably be canonical mistakes anyway, please feel free to point them out so I can fix them. And how half of this ended being about McCoy’s perceptions of Jim, I’ll never know. Also, I was slightly drunk while writing the last 5000 words; please feel free to point out typos/grammatical errors/nonsensical bits. So possibly if it’s terrible there may need to be a sober!rewrite.

I’m still fucking around with character voices, so please be gentle and patient with me!

( Release The Stars )

Title: In Shining Armour
Fandoms: Chronicles Of Narnia/Torchwood
Pairing: Caspian/Tosh
Challenge/Prompt: crossovers100, 017. Brown
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4200
Genre: Het (and somewhat cracky, what with the crossover and all)
Timeline: Between Something Borrowed and From Out Of The Rain, & post-movie.
Summary: “Well, whatever it is, it looks good wet,” Ianto observes.
Author’s Notes: I don’t know what possessed me, honestly. I liked the idea of Owen and Ianto shamelessly encouraging Tosh to let loose a little, because yay. This is a fic that is crack, and knows that it’s crack. So it’s not particularly literary, but it should hopefully be fun. Although it was super weird writing an Owen and Ianto dynamic with no UST in it at all. *shudders*

( In Shining Armour )

Title: Bring Your Own Sun
Fandom: Desperate Romantics
Characters: Lizzie; everyone [Gabriel/Lizzie]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4310
Genre: Gen [het]
Copyright: Welcome To England by Tori Amos.
Summary: “Tell me, Johnny; when will I start to feel blessed?”
Author’s Notes: Set between episodes six and seven. I don’t expect anyone to read this, I wrote it for me in about three hours on squared paper. But I’m very, very pleased with this anyway. And although it’s not overtly there, I found a Johnny/Lizzie undertone developing that I enjoyed a lot. Hmmm. I did so enjoy writing crazed, drugged, unhappy Lizzie.

( Bring Your Own Sun )

Title: You Don’t See Me
Fandom: Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Challenge/Prompt: 100_women, 083. Here
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2650
Genre: Gen/Het
Copyright: Title is a Keane song.
Timeline: Pre-movie
Summary: Years of this sort of thing have taught her discretion if nothing else.
Author’s Notes: Set pre-movie. These two are just… cute. I couldn’t resist it. Though this is practically gen, I’ve accidentally prevented anything of a relationship-type nature happening. *shocked face* I’m not really achieving anything with this either, it’s just… a few moments tied together.

( You Don’t See Me )

Title: avec mon coeur plein de lumière
Fandom: RPF [Merlin]
Pairing: Bradley James/Angel Coulby
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2910
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is from Ojala by Pink Martini (and means with my heart full of light)
Disclaimer: This didn’t happen. I mean, it would be squishy and adorable if it did, but I do get that it didn’t. Really I do. *virtuous nod*
Summary: “‘There is no cure for Bradley James’,” Colin repeats. “I may have that put on a t-shirt.”
Author’s Notes: Sequel to car sans toi il n’y a pas de chanson, because apparently I just can’t get enough of the squishy cuteness that is Angel and Bradley. I am so going to the special hell. Written largely in overwhelming heat in Naples, though I did finally finish it in Vienna.

( avec mon coeur plein de lumière )

Title: Well, Tomorrow We’ll Wake Up Entwined In Red Tape
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Suzie
Challenge/Prompt: 7rainbowprompts #2 Blowing Bubbles
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6905
Genre: Het
Summary: Five things Yvonne Hartman tried to fire Jack and Suzie for (or: five times Jack utterly failed to impress Suzie).
Author’s Notes: Because not everything Suzie-related has to be doom and gloom, and once the ‘five things’ idea popped into my head I couldn’t resist writing it. Plus, Jack/Suzie is so my OTP. Naturally I’ve fucked a bit with the timeline, but then Fragments never actually said when Suzie was hired, so: *shrugs* Also, it worked out kind of longer than I meant it to be, because I have so much fun writing unintentionallysociopathic!Jack&Suzie.

( Well, Tomorrow We’ll Wake Up Entwined In Red Tape )

Title: Some Day, She Might Look Back On This And Laugh
Fandom: CSI:NY
Characters: Lindsay; Danny, Adam
Challenge/Prompt: psych_30 #28 Free Association & fanfic100 002. Middles
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1620
Genre: Gen/het
Summary: Her first words are: “Oh my God, I’m such a slut.”
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for 5x09. I love how Danny and Lindsay are basically canonically turning into bad fanfiction and I don’t care. *snickers* I like the random Adam&Lindsay friendship that appeared as I was writing, though!

( Some Day, She Might Look Back On This And Laugh )

Title: Oh, For We Are Decadent And Broken
Fandom: Demons
Pairings: Rupert/Jay, Rupert/Mina
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2460
Genre: Slash/het
Summary: “Do you keep watching it in the hope one day he’ll do something different?” Mina asks.
Author’s Notes: Ok, well, spoilers for the finale, though a lot of this is set either before the show or during the early episodes. I am really going to stop writing fic for this fandom soon, I will! It’s just… I really want to try and write the characters the way they ought to have been rather than the way they, you know, are. With love to widowedanthem, because Demons wouldn’t have been half as much fun without her, even if she has buggered off to Peru and stuff and therefore won’t read this.

( Oh, For We Are Decadent And Broken )

Title: car sans toi il n’y a pas de chanson
Fandom: RPF [Merlin]
Pairing: Bradley James/Angel Coulby
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2610
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is from Ojala by Pink Martini (and means for without you there is no song)
Disclaimer: This didn’t happen. I mean, it would be squishy and adorable if it did, but I do get that it didn’t. Really I do. *virtuous nod*
Summary: “Arthur and Guinevere get married, you know.”
Author’s Notes: Yes, I know. Special. Hell. But I needed a break from the Merlin Epic Of Madness, and I’ve been wanting to write Bradley & Angel for forever, since while Colin/Bradley is joy all I could think while watching the DVD extras (other than OMG I want to go to Parc Asterix with Anthony Head) was ‘awww, Bradley and Angel are made for each other’. So… here. I have made Bradley/Angel of dubious quality.

( car sans toi il n’y a pas de chanson )

Title: An All-Time Low
Fandom: Ashes To Ashes
Pairing: Gene/Alex
Present For/Prompt: elyssadc | smoking gun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1000
Genre: Het
Summary: She succumbs to boredom in the end.
Author’s Notes: More kind of fragmented A2A fic, because crazy!Alex is always fun to write. Not entirely sure what I was trying to achieve, but *shrugs*

( An All-Time Low )

Title: Your Boundaries Become Yet More Semantics
Fandom: Spooks
Pairing: Lucas/Ros
Present For/Prompt: yorkshirewench | Toys
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1000
Genre: Het
Summary: “You know it’s not just a drink,” Ros reminds him softly. “It never is.”
Author’s Notes: Spoilers up to and including 7x05. Set vaguely around that time period. No, I did not go down the “sex toys” route ;) It should probably be noted that I wrote this while my temperature was so high I was only a couple of degrees off hallucinating (because I’ve got to entertain myself while flu-ridden, haven’t I?).

( Your Boundaries Become Yet More Semantics )

Title: Sometimes I Forget I’m Still Awake
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Gwen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4000
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is from An Honest Mistake by The Bravery
Summary: “My promise still stands,” Arthur adds.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers up to and including 1x12. Because for some reason Arthur/Gwen interests me, even though obviously Arthur/Merlin and Gwen/Morgana are my OTPs. Possibly it’s just that Morgana is annoying me a bit ;) (Also, tee hee, my real name – Jennifer – is the Welsh form of Guinevere, which I’d completely forgotten until I was researching the real Arthurian legends on wiki).

( Sometimes I Forget I’m Still Awake )

Title: Nymph, In Thy Orisons Be All My Sins Remembered
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/John, John/OFC
Present For/Prompt: supersparkly | See notes
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1055 (overran a little)
Genre: Slash/het
Copyright: Title is from Hamlet.
Summary: You feel as though you’ve known him forever, but it’s only been a few days.
Author’s Notes: The request intrigued me; to write a companion piece to I Nothing But To Please His Fantasy from a different POV. I ended up writing it from the point of view of the blonde prostitute John got fixated with for a while, and I actually like how this turned out. Plus I finally worked out why the timeloop was going on in the first place. I hope this is ok for you, supersparkly!

( Nymph, In Thy Orisons Be All My Sins Remembered )

Title: Beep Beep, Beep Beep, Yeah
Fandoms: Ashes To Ashes/Top Gear
Pairing: Alex/Richard Hammond
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1225
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is from Drive My Car by The Beatles ;)
Summary: Richard is a figment of Alex’s imagination and she can essentially make him do what the hell she likes.
Author’s Notes: Look, Children In Need created the pairing, I just shamelessly abused it. Because Alex/Richard suddenly became an OTP of mine. Obviously there’s a slight RPS aspect here but it’s Richard Hammond’s own fault. No spoilers for anything really; I just assume a general knowledge of A2A and a particular awesome episode of LOM that I reference in the first paragraph. [In unrelated things: WTF has Alex done to her hair? And… does Chris have highlights now?] I weirdly enjoyed writing this actually, maybe I’ll do a sequel one day. Y/N?

( Beep Beep, Beep Beep, Yeah )

Title: Desdemona’s Handkerchief Was A White Flag Too
Fandom: Quantum Of Solace
Character: Strawberry [James/Strawberry]
Challenge/Prompt: 100_women, 076. Strawberries
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1800
Genre: Gen/het
Summary: James Bond’s photograph falls out of an envelope on a day that is like every other.
Author’s Notes: People have been so mean about Gemma Arterton, saying she’s not pretty enough to be a Bond girl and all that. But I love her to little pieces and so I wrote this for her, because I think she’s completely fucking awesome. Obviously: spoilers. And yes, I have been even more sparing with the chronology & stuff than usual. I reallyreally freaked myself out writing this though.

( Desdemona’s Handkerchief Was A White Flag Too )

Title: Kind Of Tragic
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Jack/Gwen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Genre: Het
Summary: Jack wants to do her in her wedding dress.
Author’s Notes: Written for karaokegal’s Fanfic Halloween Party, because, let’s face it, Jack/Gwen makes me positively angry. But it is about time I wrote some (even if it’s only a teeny snippet at the moment). Spoilers for 2x09 & bonus points for people who can tell me what the significance of the title is :)

( Kind Of Tragic )

Title: How To Utilise Paradoxes For Fun And Profit
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Eight/Lucy [hints at the Master/Lucy]
Challenge/Prompt: doctorwho_100 002. Middles
Rating: PG
Word Count: 7375
Genre: Gen/het
Summary: “You’re a mystery, Lucy Saxon,” the Doctor tells her with a pleased grin.
Author’s Notes: I didn’t want to write 100 fics of crazyness, after all. This is dedicated to Ant, who is not going to read this, but he runs a Doctor Who online forum and was kind enough to lend me the TV movie so I could meet Eight in person, rather than in BBC radio plays. Damn, he’s pretty with his curly hair. And I suppose I’ve made Lucy into a slight River Song figure, but what the hell. It’s personal crack.

( How To Utilise Paradoxes For Fun And Profit )

Title: Some Days, The Miranda Rights Sound Like A Prayer
Fandom: CSI:NY
Characters: Lindsay; Peyton, Flack, Mac, Stella, Sheldon, Danny
Challenge/Prompt: psych_30 17. Group Think & fanfic100 070. Storm
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6102
Genre: Gen [het]
Warning: Contains major character death.
Summary: Your mom called; she wants to know if you’re dead yet.
Author’s Notes: I’m writing a lot of apocalypse-type fics at the moment, I’m not entirely sure why. Set between seasons 3 and 4 I suppose. Or in a world where season 4 doesn’t exist. Something like that.

( Some Days, The Miranda Rights Sound Like A Prayer )