Title: My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Wilson, Chase, House, Cameron, Foreman, Thirteen
Pairings: hints of Wilson/Amber, Chase/Cameron, and Wilson-Chase and Wilson-House friendship.
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100 095. New Year and 100moods 069. Numb
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5105
Genre: Gen [het]
Copyright: Title is something to do with a kind of filthy poem by… Catullus? Something like that. But it seemed to fit this anyway.
Summary: Wilson is… well, no one is sure what Wilson is doing but it’s probably not healthy.
Author’s Notes: Spoilers for S4; this is a tie-in for Wilson’s Heart. ‘Cause I’m excessively morbid at the moment. Lots of intention run-on sentences and the conversations that go nowhere, since I like them so much :)

( My Mistress’ Sparrow Is Dead )

Title: Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson (with hints of House/Cameron and Amber/13)
Challenge/Prompt: un_love_you 02. I was wrong about you & fanfic100 029. Birth
Rating: PG-13 (mild sexual references which I’m sure y’all can cope with)
Word Count: 5180
Genre: Slash
Summary: “Wilson thinks you’re pretty. Go do something with that information.”
Author’s Notes: I’ve been ridiculously distracted from my Original OTP lately, but the bitch is back with a vengeance now :D Based on Wilson’s line of dialogue in season 4’s Ugly, because social experiments are all kinds of fun. I’m using the prompt “Birth” because of the whole birth of an idea thing. Still not using 13’s name until UK canon does.

( Co-Workers Are Probably Not Toys )

Title: Case Studies In Humiliation
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Chase, Foreman, Cameron (bits of Chase/Cameron)
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 097. Uncomfortable
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2020
Genre: Gen
Spoilers: Season 3 finale; early season 4
Summary: Moving on proves a little more difficult than anticipated.
Author’s Notes: Written in drabble form, ‘cause yay. I’m just cross ‘cause 100moods doesn’t have a prompt for “Humiliated”. Now I’ve finished my Owen/Ianto epic, I can get back into writing Housefic for the new season, which I’m most excited about! (Amber/13 FTW. And yes, I do know what 13’s real name is, but I’m not using it til canon does) But I love the old fellows more, like Foreman! I never realised how much I adored him til he wasn’t there any more. :( Written entirely between 00:30 and 02:20 this morning, so please point out typos etc.

( Case Studies In Humiliation )

Title: This Didn’t Happen To Farrah Fawcett
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Amber/13
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 026. Determined
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2560
Genre: Pre-femslash
Spoilers: 4x04 Guardian Angels
Summary: Amber sometimes gets the feeling that 13 is playing a completely different game from the rest of them.
Author’s Notes: I love writing House femslash, and as Cameron is being so fucking annoying and Cuddy is having lovely UST with Foreman, I had to resort to abusing the newbies. Not that it’s any great hardship :) I like my femslash bitchy, and these two definitely qualify as bitchy.

( This Didn’t Happen To Farrah Fawcett )

Title: Other People’s Aftershocks
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Kalvin
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods 040. Flirty
Rating: PG (no swearing and only one sexual reference. Must be losing my touch…)
Genre: Slash
Summary: Ordinarily, Chase doesn’t remember patients’ names, but this one would be pretty hard to forget.
Author’s Notes: CRACK. FOR ME. BECAUSE I WANTED TO. I love Kalvin to pieces (and am way excited since I discovered that he’s played by the guy who plays Ted in Heroes), and rewatching Hunting last night, this popped cheerfully into my head. I wrote it in around an hour during double history today, which I think deserves snaps of some kind.

( Other People’s Aftershocks )

Title: Red-and-White Striped Candy Canes
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 100_prompts, 016. Plead
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Summary: Merry Little Christmas tie-in.
Author’s Notes: Have House season 3 on DVD now so all my season 3 tie-ins are going to start appearing once I’ve written all your Christmas fics. This is getting done first because I haven’t put anything in for this challenge in a couple of months and I’m meant to be doing one a month. *facepalm* Written in drabble(ish) snapshot form, each bit had to be less than 200 words…

( Red-and-White Striped Candy Canes )

Title: The 38th Parallel
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Cameron/Foreman
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 030. Drained
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Summary: There are no books on what to do when your co-workers try to kill you and how you’re supposed to function afterwards.
Author’s Notes: Yes, the title does come from the border between North and South Korea (at least in the 50s). Blame my Korean war history unit. Season two Cameron/Foreman!angst because it’s just so fun to do, with hints of the-space-between-seasons that I can’t seem to leave alone (maybe I would if House season 3 actually became available in the UK!) And it’s a bit snapshot-y because, you know, yay.

( The 38th Parallel )

Title: Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning)
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 070. Optimistic
Rating: NC-17 (mildly, anyway)
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title is a Kaiser Chiefs song.
Summary: If the first time [the stoned time] was a bad idea, this is worse.
Author’s Notes: Vague spoilers for most of House s3. This is a Chameron OTP fic. It’s not entirely fluffy, it’s not entirely angsty, but it features them trying, and managing, to make it work in spite of faults and misgivings. If that doesn’t tell you why this is a Halloween costume of a fic, then I can’t help you :) It was more fun to write than it should have been, actually… I like my style in this.

( Love’s Not A Competition (But I’m Winning) )

Title: Raspberry Beret
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Cuddy, Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: 100_prompts, 022. Tactile
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Summary: A possibility of events after the season finale. Obviously there are spoilers for it. Whatever the title was.
Author’s Notes: I currently have 4 other fics in progress based after the season finale, in a surprisingly wide range of pairings. This one got finished first, because I’m meant to submit one fic a month for this challenge and I’m two months behind for reasons I’m unsure of. Anyway. Awkward conversations and a few thoughts. It’s a little bit fragmenty but I do mean for it to be like this.

( Raspberry Beret )

Title: Good Golly Miss Molly
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Ali [kind of]
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 032. Embarrassed
Rating: PG
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from the [excellent] song by Little Richard.
Summary: Ali’s legal. But does that make anything better?
Author’s Notes: I loved Ali. I would totally stalk House. Not one of my best or shiniest works, but I just wanted to write it. So I did :) I listened to too much rock & roll while writing this *points at title* But there is one line that I am obscenely proud of, so all is not lost.

( Good Golly Miss Molly )

Title: Things That You Insist On Blaming Me For
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson [teensy bit of canon!Chase/Cameron]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 024. Family, un_love_you, 027. Author’s Choice I don’t know what this is.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash [het]
Warning: This fic starts with an ellipsis. You have been warned.
Summary: Foreman’s mistake reminds Chase of a few things he’s been trying to forget about.
Author’s Notes: Basically, this particular ff100 prompt has been giving me a headache, so I decided that I’d just base it around the episode entitled “Family”. Tenuous link, yes, but what the hell. Written largely on buses, because public transport is slightly inspiring. And just so you know, a lot of this is intentionally vague. It’s a conscious choice, though I fully accept that it could irritate you, and you may flame me for it.

( Things That You Insist On Blaming Me For )

Title: Two Wrongs And All The Things They Don’t Make
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson [Chase/Cameron]
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 043. Square and un_love_you 15. This is my desperation in action.
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash [het]
Summary: Wilson had to do something with those flowers.
Author’s Notes: Set during “Airborne” and “Act Your Age”. I really, really, really hate the Chase/Cameron stuff. It’s ruining the show for me. I think that may have come through slightly in this. And by slightly I mean that there is quite a lot of general bitching. Sadistic!Wilson is back again. I like him a lot. I started writing this and it just bloody flowed. It was written very late at night/early in the morning and so contains a lot of adverbs.

( Two Wrongs And All The Things They Don’t Make )

Title: Five Ways To Talk To A Dying Man
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House; Chase, Cuddy, Wilson, Foreman, Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 100moods, 041. Frustrated
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen
Summary: Wilson might at some point have had a rant about connecting with people.
Author’s Notes: Set after “Half-Wit”. House doesn’t exactly fix things but he makes them slightly less complicated. Probably :) You know how much I love writing mad and awkward dialogue.

( Five Ways To Talk To A <strike>Dying</strike> Man )

Series Title: Movies Of Myself
Title: Stop Me Falling Down, Stop Me Making Movies Of Myself
Fandom: House MD [Grey Gardens AU]
Characters: Petra/Eric, James, Robert, Allison, Greg
Rating: PG-13
Premise: A ridiculously complicated AU which started out with the idea that Wilson has the infarction instead of House, and now has become its own mad little world.
Sequel to: Grey Gardens, April Fools and Natasha. You do slightly need to have read all three.
Summary: Petra Gilmar has always hated weddings.
Author’s Notes: I decided, rather than trying to write a big plot, I’m going to write lots of little plots at different times in this universe. This means I have plans for weddings, funerals, births and ketamine. *grins* I’ve gotta do something this summer.

( Movies Of Myself: Part One )

Cameron/Cuddy for femslash100’s around the clock challenge. I stayed up til 2 a.m Monday with the Grey’s Anatomy soundtrack (vol. 2) finishing this off. One day, I’m going to learn how to write girlslash without being fundamentally bitchy. Is that actually possible?

( 01:00 Prehistoric )
( 03:00 Generational )
( 05:00 Contemporary )
( 07:00 Awakened )
( 09:00 Planned )
( 10:00 Wristwatch )
( 11:00 Punctual )
( 12:00 Lunchtime )
( 13:00 Instantaneous )
( 14:00 Season )
( 16:00 Evolution )
( 17:00 Finite )
( 18:00 Afterlife )
( 21:00 Mourned )
( 22:00 Heartbeat )
( 23:00 Endless )

Title: Cream-Coloured Ponies (And Crisp Apple Strudel)
Fandom: House MD
Characters: House, Cuddy
Challenge/Prompt: 100_prompts, 007. Cut
Rating: PG
Genre: Gen
Copyright: Title taken from The Sound Of Music.
Summary: The world’s most complicated car journey.
Author’s Notes: Set the morning after “Words And Deeds”. Because although there’s loads of other things to do, I wanted to punish House for what he’s done to Cuddy. I don’t know why the title exists, I just knew I had to use it. :)

( Cream-Coloured Ponies (And Crisp Apple Strudel) )

Title: Vegas In Green Tiles
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 006. Hours
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Gen/slash
Summary: Princeton/Plainsboro plays the waiting game.
Author’s Notes: So deliciously fun to write. And all admirably done in drabbles. It’s set in the hours after House’s shooting and is suspiciously fluffy. No season 3 spoilers (since now I’ve got season 3, I’m gonna be old school girl). And just written cuz it makes me happy. That good enough?

( Vegas In Green Tiles )

Title: I Am Not Meredith Grey And I Refuse To Let You Be My McDreamy
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Chase/Wilson
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 094. Independence
Rating: PG-15
Genre: Slash
Summary: This whole thing is completely inappropriate.
Author’s Notes: Even if you don’t watch Grey’s (and you have my eternal admiration if you don’t, I can’t seem to be able to stop myself), I think the title is fairly clear. Because revising Chaucer is made of boring. And I’m not seeing Merry Little Christmas tonight, because I’m off to see Pirates 3. Woo eyeliner. So. Just faint spoilers for bits of FJ.

( I Am Not Meredith Grey And I Refuse To Let You Be My McDreamy )

Title: No More False Heavens. No More Damned Magic. [9/9]
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: House/Cameron
Challenge/Prompt: 1theme, “The Reason”
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Het
Copyright: Title taken from “Wide Sargasso Sea” by Jean Rhys
Summary: There is a reason that Cameron can’t fall in love with House.
Author’s Notes: Heh. Last one, because my deadline is Monday. So I’m finishing now. La la la etc. I can go back to writing slash now.

( Nine: The Reason House And Cameron Can Never Fall In Love With Each Other (Probably). )