Title: Don’t Feel Like Dancin’
Fandom: Britannia High
Pairing: Jez/BB
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5100
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title is a Scissor Sisters song.
Summary: BB and Ronnie are touring Europe. Jez is trying to rebuild bridges with his father. And no one knows where Lola is...
Author’s Notes: Written in December, believe it or not. I dug it back out again and edited it to a degree that I’m happy with; it may still be silly, but hopefully it will be less so than it was to begin with. Written before I went interrailing, and therefore in no way based on my experiences. With lots of Ronnie because I love her.

( Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ )

Title: Yes; We Were, Once
Fandom: Desperate Romantics
Characters: Fred, Gabriel, Annie [slightly Gabriel/Fred, other pairings hinted at]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4000
Genre: Gen [het/slash]
Summary: “I did not destroy your soul,” Gabriel scoffs.
Author’s Notes: Set eight years in the future after the series ended. I’ve read the book so I know how it all turned out, and I’ve referenced a few things in here. So it’s sort of like a series two of DR, only with stuff I want to happen in it and not nearly as good. Finished because Amazon have sent me an email to tell me my Desperate Romantics DVD has been despatched; OHMYGODFUCKINGYES. Ahem. So I am undoubtedly going to spend the next ever holed up watching the boys and girls all over again.

( Yes; We Were, Once )

Title: On Futons And Casual Domesticity
Fandom: Britannia High
Pairing: Jez/BB
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1305
Genre: Pre-slash
Summary: “Yes, BB,” Jez replies, tone thickly sarcastic. “I want you so much that I dragged you furniture shopping with me so I could jump you in public on a cheap futon.”
Author’s Notes: I am actually currently working on a very long and very silly BH AU, but I found part of this on my harddrive and thought I would tidy it up and make it pretty and stick it online in the meantime, because the world always needs more of the boys, especially since ITV axed the show, just like they axe everything I like ever. Ahem. Anyway, set somewhere in the middle of the series.

( On Futons And Casual Domesticity )

Title: Like There’s A Part Of Me That I Want To Get Back Again
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7385
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Deep by Nine Inch Nails (yesyes I know, shush)
Summary: Gleefully AU. “Ianto still believes he’s been in a coma the last couple of years and has been re-recruited to Torchwood One following his awakening.”
Author’s Notes: As with most things O/I that I write, this is sort of fluffy in a brutal way. Well, fluffy by my standards anyway. I came up with the plotbunny in Berlin, but then I watched Torchwood on my ipod on the train to Munich, and got all upset and angry, so I thought I would wait until I got home to actually write it. The plotline is basically personal crack and is therefore kind of silly, but I quite like it anyway.

I have not yet watched CoE as I don’t feel emotionally ready yet. I don’t think it’ll come up, but please bear this in mind in any comments you may choose to leave!

( Like There’s A Part Of Me That I Want To Get Back Again )

Title: Saving The World (And Other Extreme Sports)
Fandom: Primeval
Pairing: Becker/Connor
Rating: NC-17 (though you’ll need to read 13,000 words to get to that rating)
Word Count: 14,000 (yes, really)
Genre: Slash
Summary: He’s tempted to say something like this is not a fucking first date but then gets the feeling that that will create all kinds of awkwardness.
Author’s Notes: Basically, let’s say that Becker offered Connor a place to stay instead of Lester, yeah? Known in my head as The Potentially Out Of Character Becker/Connor Epic That Wouldn’t End, because I kept adding things to it. Loose season three spoilers in a couple of places, but it’s essentially AU so: *shrugs* And I don’t care if no one ever reads this, because I just wanted to write it, and it was awesome fun. And I’m using what ITV claims is Becker’s actual real first name so apparently he isn’t actually called “Captain Pretty”, which is sad, along with all sorts of my own personal Becker canon since we know hardly anything about him and now never will. And you get smut, because I felt after 13,000 words of angsting there should be payoff. *nods*

( Saving The World (And Other Extreme Sports) )

Title: Don’t Broadcast This Bit In The Saturday Teatime Slot
Fandom: RPS [Primeval/Merlin]
Pairing: Ben Mansfield/Bradley James
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2060
Genre: Slash
Disclaimer: If this actually happened, I would die of squee. But it didn’t. Please don't send ninjas to break my legs.
Summary: “Ok,” Bradley says, “That’s it, you do not get to visit this set again. You can fuck off back to Dinosaur Land.”
Author’s Notes: I’m fully aware that this interests no one in the world but me, since it’s badly written and Special Hell inducing. But seriously, have you seen the boys playing Frisbee together?! It’s adorable, and I’ve wanted to write this since before I even knew who Becker or Ben were, and I was just like “look at that sensationally pretty man who is apparently going to be in Primeval hanging out with Bradley James!” (Seriously, where do you think I got the name Captain Pretty from in the first place? I called him that because I was hardly going to remember “Captain Becker”, was I?) And also, it’s only a minute and a half of a video clip, and the guys spend a good third of it gratuitously touching each other. I’m only human, and ever so easily led.

Oh, and just in case anyone does actually want to read this, apparently Ben was auditioning for the role of Arthur when the casting people were all “hey, go be Captain Pretty instead”. So that’s what I’m going on about.

( Don’t Broadcast This Bit In The Saturday Teatime Slot )

Title: And I Should Know Better
Fandom: Spooks [Half The Truth AU]
Pairing: Adam/Lucas
Rating: 1885
Word Count: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Spoilers: 7x08
Summary: “Because I’m too fucked-up, I’m too fucked-over, and I’m too fucking tired to be anything other than what I am.”
Author’s Notes: The final part. I honestly don’t know how I got here; it was meant to be a little one-shot involving Lucas’ pretty tattoos and my annoyance at the fact I was positively robbed of Adam/Lucas awesomeness. And now… well. I hope this works for everyone (and I may or may not start this series again when the new series starts. No promises, of course, but the possibility is there). Thanks for sticking with me! This was written on the 20th of May on the train from Florence to Rome, when I was going mad with mosquito bites on my knee.

( And I Should Know Better )

Title: If You Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Challenge/Prompt: fanfic100, 079. When?
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 12,380
Genre: Slash
Summary: Ianto is sent to rescue Owen from 19th Century London, but he’s less than impressed by what Owen has been doing to survive.
Author’s Notes: Also known as The Inadvisable Owen/Ianto Crack!Fic Of Potential Mental Instability. How’s this for slightly psychotic? I didn’t want to write an historical AU, but after seeing Burn as Bill Sikes in Oliver! (twice) I couldn’t get over the idea of Owen/Ianto in a Victorian setting. Which is where this utterly insane idea came from. I honestly wasn’t going to write it, but then… I did. *is broken* Obviously I’ve barely researched this; but that really wasn’t the object of the exercise. Oh, and I can’t remember when Queen Victoria established Torchwood, so let’s just say it exists, yeah?

( If You Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200 )

Title: Looking Through The Mirror
Fandom: Spooks [Half The Truth AU]
Pairing: Adam/Lucas
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3262
Genre: Slash
Spoilers: 7x07
Summary: “Your place or mine?” Lucas’ smile is grim and a little pained, but he seems to be serious.
Author’s Notes: *points pointedly at rating* While obviously I don’t like what happened in episode seven at all… you know, thank God. Because I was seriously starting to think I wasn’t going to be able to push the guys into a sexual situation, and then this happened. So, you know, at least it paid off in that respect. Love to The Ting Tings’ cover of Standing In The Way Of Control, which is mainly what I listened to while writing this.

( Looking Through The Mirror )

Title: One Two Three (But Only You And Me)
Fandom: Spooks [Half The Truth AU]
Pairing: Adam/Lucas
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3000
Genre: Slash
Spoilers: 7x06 [and slightly the deleted 7x01 scenes on the BBC website]
Summary: “I don’t know if Lucas even likes you and I know he doesn’t trust you, but I think you’re the only one capable of stopping him from coming straight back here in an hour’s time.”
Author’s Notes: Part six (good grief, how’d I get here?); now things start getting a little more interesting. I’ve got part seven done so I just need to check through it and then I’ll get that online; then it’s just part eight and I’ll get this done before I leave the country. Thanks for sticking with me and being patient; I’ve been enjoying writing this series so much!

( One Two Three (But Only You And Me) )

Title: An Attempt At A Romantic Comedy In Eight Acts (Only Without The Comedy Part)
Fandom: Britannia High
Pairing: Jez/BB
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6105
Genre: Slash
Summary: BB and Jez aren’t actually dating. But no one else seems to have noticed this.
Author’s Notes: A {kind of belated} birthday present for the lovely finkpishnets; we have several fandoms and OTPs in common, but she is so completely my Britannia High person, so Jez/BB it is :)

( A Romantic Comedy In Eight Acts (Only Without The Comedy Part) )

Title: From Where I Stand You’re In My Sky
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur {past Merlin/Will, slight Arthur/Superman; it almost makes sense in context}
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 17,520
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title is from Marys Of The Sea by Tori Amos.
Summary: AU. Arthur looks away from the terrified, accusing dark eyes of the man on the newspaper, and turns his attention to his breakfast.
Author’s Notes: Erm, I should say: contains minor character death. Ok, so the Teacup ‘verse was all Heroes-esque, while this story is considerably more Watchmen-esque (yes, so I keep reading it and going to see it although it gives me nightmares, shush). Because I really do like superheroes and everything :) Although I will confess I kind of slipped into the cliché of evil!Uther, which I have so endeavoured not to do before, because otherwise this universe wouldn’t work. And now I really will stop writing Merlin-characters-as-Superheroes stories, and try something else! For one thing, these stories always get much longer and more complicated than I mean them to be.

( From Where I Stand You’re In My Sky )

Title: all bets are off, we’re on the dark side of the sun
Fandom: Robin Hood
Pairing: Guy/Robin [slight Guy/Allan, boys/Marian]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3560
Genre: Slash
Copyright: Title is from Dark Side Of The Sun by Tori Amos.
Warnings: Spoilers up to 3x01, major character deaths.
Summary: AU. Hood’s men are killed, England is once again protected from the outlaws, and Guy knows that no one can stop them now.
Author’s Notes: Oh My God, Richard Armitage has got yummier than ever; oh, that hair. Oh, that eye make-up. Oh, the new clothes. *fans self* Obviously Guy/Allan is my OTP, but I couldn’t resist writing this anyway. Basic premise is: what if there was no Tuck to be all Jedi? Features lots and lots of madness, and maybe it’s OOC, and maybe it isn’t, but I had a crazy fun time writing it anyway.

( all bets are off, we’re on the dark side of the sun )

Title: Experiments In A Minor
Fandom: Torchwood
Pairing: Owen/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3700
Genre: Slash
Summary: “Did I miss the part where I get a choice? And really, I’m disappointed you haven’t brought me flowers.”
Author’s Notes: Set post 2x05, and inspired a little bit by the deleted scene on the DVD where Owen calls his mum. I’m not necessarily saying anything new, I just love writing all the different dynamics between my boys. Also, I haven’t done Ianto’s POV of O/I for a while.

( Experiments In A Minor )

Title: I Don’t Listen To Your Radio Show
Fandom: Green Wing
Pairing: Mac/Guy [slight Mac/Holly]
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2140
Genre: Slash
Summary: “I refuse to be fucking guilt-tripped by fucking weather,” he mutters eventually.
Author’s Notes: …Because I wanted to? I don’t really have a good excuse, I just wanted to. Plus, when a bunny bites you at one in the morning and you have to get out of bed and creep around your flat trying to find a notebook to write down dialogue exchanges you might as well see the whole thing through.

( I Don’t Listen To Your Radio Show )

Title: ‘Cause A Ghost Don’t Feel Love Or Nothing
Fandom: Spooks [Half The Truth AU]
Pairing: Adam/Lucas
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2305
Genre: Slash
Spoilers: 7x05 [and slightly the deleted A/L scene on the BBC website]
Summary: Adam forgets what he came here for, watching Lucas struggle with the tie.
Author’s Notes: Yay! I’m back after my ridiculously long hiatus; sorry about that guys, btw. I enjoyed this episode far, far too much and so had to restrain myself; just because I want to jump Lucas like, a lot, it doesn’t make it ok for Adam to do that (at least; not at this point in the series). Seriously though, I want some kind of undercover!Lucas/Adam; that would rock my world. I’ll have to give it a go when this series is finished. Anyway, there totally won’t be as long a wait between this and the next one!

( ‘Cause A Ghost Don’t Feel Love Or Nothing )

Title: Very Possibly My Least Favourite Person Ever
Fandom: Green Wing
Pairing: Mac/Guy
Rating: PG-15
Word Count: 1420
Genre: Slash
Summary: The first time they have sex, it is bad. Really bad.
Author’s Notes: Because it’s been nearly five years since I first watched Green Wing, and I’m not fourteen any more, so I finally feel confident enough to write for the fandom. A little bit. *cowers* And I’m really enjoying having Green Wing on my ipod even though I will mostly be saving it for my trip to Europe when I shall be spending inordinate amounts of time on trains. Hmmm. I quite like this fic, though it got weirdly fluffity around the edges.

( Very Possibly My Least Favourite Person *Ever* )